oh god i was just looking at horse refs and found this pic of a horse poncho and almost spit out my drink
Really, asking "what should replace Facebook" is putting things the wrong way around.
A more interesting way to ask the question is, "what did Facebook replace."
People used to build their own websites. People used to have blogs. People used USENET which was truly distributed and un-censorable.
Facebook and Google took the open internet and open standards and monetized and made everything crappy. Enough of that. Nothing should replace Facebook, it's done, stick a fork in it.
facebook messenger is the worst narc I know. what jackoff built a site with read receipts AND “last active 3 minutes ago” AND demands you use your real name so any extended relative or forgotten acquaintance feels like they own your time and immediate presence forever
you ever make an internet joke so good that literally the entire nation that you live in knows it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bielefeld_Conspiracy
you, foolish: the N64 controller was bad because it thought people had three hands
me, wise: the N64 controller was bad because the analog stick would crumble to dust, but offering a comfortable handgrip for both d-pad and analog stick was unprecedented at the time and very good
Getting left out of new memes because your phone doesn't receive unicode updates like
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