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It's a spectacular afternoon. Here's a picture of two baby bunnies who've taken up residence in our backyard

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“I think she uses Swarm.”
“Is that like Tile?”
“Yeah, sort of. Except for people.”

It's weird that every blog post & tutorial on writing code on Chromebook seems to start with "turn off trusted boot Verification & enable Developer Mode". That's like jailbreaking one of the most secure OS's as a matter of routine.

Especially wild considering they're capable enough to support the upcoming Android Apps in the next Chrome OS release
chromium.org/chromium-os/chrom

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I just saw Samsung Chromebook 3's on clearance for $129 at Walmart. Crazy.

I think I just witnessed peak suburban dystopia: 8 year-old talking on his iPhone 7 Plus at Chipotle, ignoring the tan white dude with dreds (sporting an anarchy tatt) asking the kid what he wanted on his burrito bowl.

There are 3 bunnies chasing each other around a tree in my neighbor's backyard right now and it's hysterical.

Them: Kenn, what do you know about Scala?
Me: ::blink:: ::blink::

Them: Here's an undocumented production system you now own. You're a quick study, I'm sure you'll be fine.

Current status: “That's pretty broken. It's YOLOs all the way down.”

Just posted my slides from the Duo Security tech talk last night on real world crypto, system threats, & trust signals. Really fun crowd.
speakerdeck.com/kwhite/crypto-

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