The 1982 World's Fair arcade token illustration of Pac-Man has made me reconsider our view of the ghosts as the enemy https://mastodon.social/media/hHaf8q9Vkgdq16qdeBw
my body's saying our records may prove this to be photographic documentation of the exact moment it finally hit me: I am 'too OLD* for this'
I'm lowkey always worried .social is me in my wheelchair with red-solo tap water thousand-yarding through a music visualizer while the Real Party goes on just out of frame in dozens of alt-real underground kitchens to the latest limewire jams and a protest clothing swap
LOOK I warned you about the metaphors, I did
eeeee I hope I can bring y'all with me if I ever find The Right Instance and manage to move there (last time it didn't work out so hot)
maybe I'll time that to coincide with a legal name change, really shake up this pop can I call an identity and icepick the top right off
hi I'm Kelly and metaphors flee from me
My friend is doing this amazing art book where he recreates famous movie scenes with anthropomorphic octopuses instead of people and...
You know what, just take a look at it.
Oh hey! Blockara is coming to Steam on June 22nd! It's a head-to-head puzzle action game by @holdMyBee who was thoughtful enough to consider accessibility during design and testing. It's got fun characters, jokes, colors, and my old name in the credits (I was paid in money AND pizza)! I think if you "wishlist" it something nice happens for us! It's also available on itch.io if you're cool or the Wii U eShop if you're... a different kind of cool
Tuesdiary Show more
• My boo invented Puyo Puyo Tetris co-op vs. CPU swap mode (she does the Puyo, I do the Tetris, super fun)
• Had a difficult but somewhat cathartic conversation with the we're-trying-to-be-friends ex
• Met another rad new very nice person my age who likes to help people and has snuggly cats
• Sorted out logistics for LA trans pride (I won't have to drive!)
• My friend had a baby and they're doing great
• Set up a Disneyland trip for other friend who's going through Some Things
trans mission awk Show more
So there's this cashier at the Taco Bell by my workplace who always tries in vain under corporate pressure to remember my name, never even gets close to any name I've ever used, and as you can imagine this is cringetown for everyone for so many reasons. This time we were so flustered afterwards that when I asked for a water cup they gave me a free fountain drink so uh
I win? I'm the winner TAKE THAT Yum Brands Inc my awkward trans ass just stole .03 cents worth of your Powerade
4 years ago today, Nintendo changed the PlayStation forever https://mastodon.social/media/Be32LRlYccxdmz7M89w
ME: well my arms don't work and my hands always hurt but at least I still have video games
NINTENDO: our new game is called ARMS
ME: well at least Mario won't let me down
NINTENDO: use your arms to enchance Mario's best-known ability: throwing things with his healthy and powerful arms
ME: oh no but
NINTENDO: shake your arm to charge Samus Aran's Neo Arm Cannon
ME: but I
NINTENDO: please attach the Amiibo Joy-Con Wrist Weight Strap and perform a pull-up with your [L and R arms] to continue
@firstname.lastname@example.org all this reminds me: these animatronic figures were set to be destroyed, but were instead saved so future Imagineers could study the small weaknesses in their synthetic skin. That's right: the micro-soft ex-bots won https://mastodon.social/media/rX0-0U26WF7fGIutJiY
She's a boy that we like and gonna go far
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