Someone did an audit of the Slack blog I work on and one main conclusion was “it’s as if they don’t care about SEO at all!” and I was like oh shit he fucking NAILED my personal brand.
my m&m's get me
rebus for today:
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[Exchange season is the result of travel for #holiday breaks. Some kids pick up a cold/flu where they travel or from guests, then school starts back up, and there's an exchange/incubation period of the new-to-the-local-area illnesses. The next stage is passing to parents, and then you get a wave of cold/flu in offices the second or third week of January.]
In case anyone needs clarification -- the problem is not that I am worried that the film will contain triggering content, it's that anyone who names their production company something like that is an asshole with aspirations of being an edgelord, and their work is likely to reflect that aesthetic.
It's like noping out of taking medical advice from anyone whose favorite word is "toxins".
So I needed something to be background nonsense as I cleared easy tickets, and I got the note that #Bright was coming up on #Netflix and I figured, eh, #WillSmith... can be fun to watch, #Shadowrun: the movie... could be entertaining.
Then the producers credit comes across the screen...
"TRIGGER WARNING ENTERTAINMENT"
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You know, I think I can find something else.
I went out two nights for dinner, both at places #yelp thinks are #divebars. Seriously - maybe I'm off but my standard for #dive is way lower than yelp's. Everyone was perfectly sweet to a lone out-of-towner.
Off to soak more and see the season 4 premier if #TheLibrarians.
Would you walk into a doctor's office, leave a message saying just "something's wrong", walk out, and expect a miracle cure to show up at your doorstep?
Then why send a request to support saying "I saw an error. Fix it." without mentioning such trivialities as WHERE said (perceived) error might be or (heaven forfend) WHAT it might be?
If I were clairvoyant, I'd have a better job than this!
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