Maximum marker size in JPEG is 64KB, and yet the libjpeg has special functions for the case when "it's not convenient to store all the marker data in memory at once".
I turned my laptop over and it appears to feature a blood sacrifice port. Amazing how much tech they cram into these things nowadays.
Privacy outrage after Google users discover Chrome's built-in anti-virus tool is scanning private files on their computers without telling them
but seriously, Karabiner-elements has an option to disable built-in keyboard when the external one is connected, so the comical setup actually works.