kotep 🔞 @kotep@mastodon.social

you, an idiotic being of pure energy: i hate corporeal forms
me, an enlightened pan-species hivemind: actually it's cool and good to have as many bodies as possible

in final fantasy tactics advance, the world of ivalice is created from the imagination of a child

trying to watch this course on OOP but the instructor looks so much like ryan reynolds

a mod posts a message "stop calling things keter if you don't like them. bathroom patrol is not keter. having to work late is not keter. keter is an official designation and should not be used for jokes." and immediately everyone reacts with :angereyketer:

no one on the official SCP discord server uses the OS5-approved :keter: emoji because :angereyketer:, :keterthunk: and :shakingketer: are all more amusing

scp 6041: sixty large domino's pizzas
designation: euclid

scp 6041 consists of sixty large domino's pizzas delivered to scp site 16 on ███████. they are currently stored on all available counter space at site 16. how the hell are we supposed to eat this much pizza. there's [REDACTED] on all of them. who even likes [REDACTED]

sorry, i don't make the rules. if you grew up having weird feelings for Gali, you're horny for Mag

warframe is just bionicle

bimbo transformation as a fetish is like half people who want to explore flamboyant sexuality/objectification in a context without all the real-world baggage that comes with it and half people (who just happen to all be straight dudes) who love that baggage and want to cram it right back in there

i haven't seen many other fetish communities made up of such diametrically opposed groups

fly me to the moon
let me play among the spurs
let me what jingle's like on
jangle jingle mars

🎵 big iiiron,
wiiider than a mile...🎶

charles v: no i don't want you to clean it up i know exactly where aragon and castille are

the coats of arms of principalities in the holy roman empire give me the same sort of anxiety as i get from looking at the desktop icons on my parents' computer

nook: you can create a custom screensaver from your own images! ･ᴗ･
me, garbage and horny: ¬‿¬
(cwed for nsfw, hyper)

furry character concept: antifa cow who sprays her own milk at fascists

i'm the kind of jerk who has a favorite magritte that isn't the treachery of images or the son of man

(it's the empire of light)

when you like characters dressed in ultra-swanky fashion but you don't drink so you just imagine everyone holding a champagne flute is drinking sparkling apple cider

new friend

me: im not horny for pokemon, that's weird
ryan reynolds: in this shot, a person has just been turned into an arcanine and is stumbling around on all fours, shocked and confused
me:

i'm setting up a custom rom and the installer's supposed to have a message like "welcome to the motorola razr" but because it doesn't know what my e-reader is, it said "welcome to the unknown" which is way cooler

felines have wide snouts for great power
canines have long snouts to hold many secrets