kotep @kotep@mastodon.social

you, an idiotic being of pure energy: i hate corporeal forms
me, an enlightened pan-species hivemind: actually it's cool and good to have as many bodies as possible

since i'm using it as my icon here, i'll post this commission i got from https://twitter.com/RushEloc/

kotep as a saloon girl--either she got punished for trying to play seven aces at once in a hand of five-card draw, or she was planning to pull some kind of old west trick but instead just got drunk off sarsaparilla.

my favorite side effect of the tumblr porn purge right now is people showing up in porn artists' discords ranting about SJWs and finding out that actually the artists are huge leftists

discord more like dic sord

nothing takes the wind out of your sails quite like a random dude DMing you to ask if you want to RP then emoji-crying when you tell him no

courtesy of something i saw this morning, i've been thinking about casting a spell to split yourself into two people, except each half of you has half the intelligence and half the willpower

which makes it very difficult to find the counterspell, but very easy to talk yourself into trying out these other cool body mod spells you found

terrible thought that went through my head:

what if getting a fursona meant they were your mom/dad now

woke up with no recollection of last night except a sticky note on my computer that says "TOO MANY LIPS!"

the other thing that came to me last night was some kind of military mass-production facility where people are turned into big horny combat furries with barcodes on their shoulders and big visors over their faces

never done anything barcode-y before

old concept but: horse with black fur and horse with white fur merge into XL zebra lady

warframe: fortnite for robot fuckers? discuss

my take on the tumblr situation:

it's absolutely hilarious that they have given me a button to force them to look through all of my terribly horny, but not technically pornographic, fetish art commissions

u heard about warframe but i have........the WARM frame

snolp blobmoji

shoutout to young kotep, who was convinced for nearly an entire year that werewolves and demonic possession were a part of normal sexual experience for everyone, and couldn't figure out what role boyfriends were supposed to play in this system

my brain isn't wired properly for f2p games. what i mean by this is that when something tells me "wait 12 hours for cooldown" my brain doesn't go "ugh let me pay to make this go away" instead it goes "aw yes i'm free for twelve hours"

from a series of lectures i've been watching:

"we saw, in the previous lecture, how people are turned into witches..."

ok kotep, you've got to write something for your writing group, and you don't want to let on that you write porn on the side

"I'm one hundred percent Terran she-bull soybeef and I space-fuck commando."

perfect. they'll never know

i was on vacation a few weeks ago and took some pictures of good cat statues

(me, meeting a fellow Gamer upon the road)
[bows head] Todd be with you

h'aanit slams open the tavern door and hollers I THINK CATS SHOULDEN BE ALLOWED TO VOTE