kotep @kotep@mastodon.social

you, an idiotic being of pure energy: i hate corporeal forms
me, an enlightened pan-species hivemind: actually it's cool and good to have as many bodies as possible

just at the sweet spot of sleep deprivation where everything feels mildly absurdist and i'm smiling for no clear reason

sad confession: a lot of the times the stuff i write starts as a word doc in Office 2007, because that's the only copy of office i own and it's easier/less distracting than trying to work in google docs

whatever works, i guess. i'm still using a laptop from 2011 anyway so that's only four years older than my office license lmao

i'm busy with preparations for halloween stuff, but we had a ridiculous cold snap/winter storm last night so everything's covered in snow and it's really pushing my "buff snow leopard TF" buttons

oh wait i got art of this already lmao

art by @deervvitch@twitter.com

like..........business corruption

business hypnoTF but it doesn't make you like a slutty secretary it just makes you really into pencil skirts and padded shoulders and increasing your department's productivity*

*not an innuendo, literal business productivity

and yet, i could see this being uncomfortably hot

i refuse

im sitting in a car behind someone with "grey wolf" squadron stickers on the back of their "wolf pup" trailer

i think i know what species this army veteran's fursona is

free fursona idea: evie from the The Mummy but she's like, a lion, or something

anecdotal observation:
my twittre timeline is horny for TF, my mastodon timeline is horny for hypno

me, listening to a podcast doing a dramatic reading about how premarital sex "invites satanic bondage" and "alters the anatomy of both partners": that's h--
podcast host, in the background: that's horny
me: damn it

a magic cauldron turns you into a fox witch and you start having intrusive in-character thoughts like "oh gosh how do i fix this there's got to be
✨ᴀ sᴘᴇʟʟ ɪɴ ᴍʏ sᴘᴇʟʟʙᴏᴏᴋs sᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ...✨"

(art by blackshirtboy, original at https://www.furaffinity.net/view/28994674/!)

me, listening to a podcast improvving a scene between a sheep girl and a ram guy in a bar where she starts baa-crying at him, trying not to say it's horny and failing because i can't pass up a pun: this is horny

what if: u get turned into some kinda doberman or husky or smth and the bigger and more canine you get the more elaborate your collar gets, so it starts as just a plain band and ends up like three rows of spikes cause you're TOO DOG TO HANDLE

just discovered i hadn't finished the entire bag of gummy frogs i bought last night and the joy i felt was like finding a twenty dollar bill in my coat pocket

also, no other game has made me actively irritated by how many credits it has so, good...job?

nier: sad robo is the neatest average game i've played. there's a number of things in it that are all very neat, but it never felt like it came together into a whole Good Game, it was just a bunch of neat stuff on top of a very Game-ass game

tbh the first game was definitely more interesting. don't get me wrong, nier is objectively a far, far worse and more annoying game to play and i don't recommend it, but its neat parts were much neater

(going to be honest, turning into a tiger lady while a pair of stuffy academics examine you like a biological specimen and debate nomenclature is a little more than Mildly Horny to me)

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