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Currently getting more familiar with Maven than I'd like. It seems to take a lot to fit it into standard patterns with Docker :(

*chanting* rain and sun. rain and sun!!!

It's time for a recap of this month's progress towards the next major version of elementary OS! Check it out: buff.ly/2Fv7nIu

*a user with a sexy semi-nude photo as an avatar follows you*

on Twitter: oh god, another spambot

on Mastodon: oh cool, an actual human being who is probably interested in some of the same things as me. I will follow them back if I like their toots

@Gargron how much of a waste of time would it be for me to build a small "share to my mastodon instance" service for folks to use in place of "share on Twitter". It goes against decentralisation, but I think it's mainly only going to be used dynamically and can easily be swapped out in most cases.

Is there a way I can place a "share on Mastodon" button on my services? I use JS-free buttons for twitter/facebook, I'd like to add the same for Mastodon. E.g. the top right here: combine.fm/spotify/album/2GC8k

« Made this chart last year as a Kickstarter award but am now making the image available as a free download. Just right click and save and feel free to share. t.co/4BLh0aEBsT »

— Retweet twitter.com/usefulcharts/statu

A man goes to a funeral and says, "Mind if I say a word?" The Widow replies, "Please do." The man clears his throat and says, "Plethora." The widow replies, "Thanks, that means 'a lot'."

@jk "My fellow Americans! I have a secret plan to create a massive number of new Jobs!"

(cheers)

SIX MONTHS AFTER THE ELECTION

Secret underground cloning chamber. Rows upon rows of designer-crafted white tubes with an awkward little indent at the top for the sensor housing.

Inside each one, a black turtleneck waves in the nutrient fluid

Remembering those brief few years when dubstep was an interesting new genre. A chilled out, atmospheric and occasionally dark reaction to how silly DnB had been getting.

Kito - Cold
youtube.com/watch?v=4xlRAJhyGk

Nero - Night Thunder
youtube.com/watch?v=UwmI2y5Nu9

Babylon System & Noah D - Examination Of Time
youtube.com/watch?v=JKF783vCW6