The Facebook app on my phone has gotten very crashy lately. I'm choosing to consider this a feature.
Taking a one-week Twitter vacation. Think I'll be hanging out here more.
Well hello there, Mastodon.
TFW you get an email with the subject line "Network Services Unavailable," but can't open it because, well...
Just watched my former boss, whom I was promoted over, leave the building after a post-layoff exit interview. The world is a strange place.
"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice-
Pull down your pants, and slide on the ice."
--Maj. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H
Well, that's a first for my hometown: http://www.keyt.com/news/ventura-county/humpback-whale-stuck-in-ventura-harbor/508919641
Current status: Repeatedly checking parcel tracking on the Почта России website.
Million-dollar idea: an abusebot in Slack that you can send vitriolic messages to when emailing someone would end your career.
There's nothing I love more than a forced reboot because Excel has locked up and is unresponsive. 😡
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Google is marking May 1 with appropriate Google Doodles about International Workers' Day in many parts of the world, but here in the U.S. we get a one-line notice saying "Happy Small Business Week."