An early Father’s Day present has left me with an important question: is it ok to eat nothing but cinnamon scroll donuts all day?
Currently reading a computer science paper from 1972. The typewriter aesthetic is making me super-nostalgic for university.
Netflix: Are you still watching?
Me: Please don’t leave me alone with my thoughts
Me: Nothing. All good. I’m fine
me: thank you for that glass of milk earlier
sperm bank employee: what glass of milk
me: the glass of milk that was sitting on your desk
sperm bank employee: oh my god
sperm bank employee: you drank my glass of milk
A biomechanical device capable of turning caffeine and large quantities of sugar into bugs. Occasionally omits bugs and makes good software.
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