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My better half, genuinely : “Oh right, you’re old, you don’t know that.

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Hardware? It’s just someone else’s software

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"procrastination by update" is as old as time itself 😂

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`cabal update`
`cabal build`
"Resolving dependencies"
Oh no…
*45 Minutes later*
"start working*

Step 1. Start working
Oh no, wait.
Step 1. pacman -Syu
Step 2. Start working
Oh no, wait.
Step 1. pacman -Syu
Step 2. opam update; opam upgrade
Step 3. Start working

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worst pun ever 

mixing different metals is so alloying.

French far-right non-sense 

Every time I see an article written by Zemmour, my first impression is to face an AI-generated piece of text.

I mean, look at the abstract of this chronique: “ La future vice-présidente des États-Unis incarne l’aile gauche du Parti démocrate qui veut faire de l’Amérique multiraciale une arme de guerre contre l’homme blanc hétérosexuel des classes populaires.”

This is disgusting.

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DéconfiTracker

Un déconfinement le 15 décembre est-il possible ?

covidtracker.fr/deconfitracker

I wasn’t aware of the --stat arg, that is pretty interesting. It gives me the opportunity to do only one `git log` call, then to parse a bit extensively.

I could even try to generate TOML like data.

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Personne ou presque :
Macron : La COVID.

Eh folks. I am looking for a nice lib to manipulate (as-in, fetch information, not modify) git repositories. Do you have any suggestion? (the language is not that important, I can deal with having to learn one more)

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J’aurais aimé aller manifester hier, mais je ne suis pas en état, ni physiquement ni psychologiquement, de supporter une garde à vue ou même une nasse. Je voudrais remercier celles et ceux qui se mobilisent en ce moment pour défendre nos libertés fondamentales. Merci à vous ! Je suis comme vous, extrêmement inquiète face à cette confiscation de nos libertés par le gouvernement en place. Je vous rejoindrai dès que possible, en attendant de faire mieux, encore une fois, merci de tout 🖤

@lyxia semblerait que l’article sur coqffi ait été accepté aux JFLA \o/

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Aragorn: “You have my sword.”

Legolas: “And you have my bow.”

Gimli: “AND MY AXE!”

Elrond: “Frodo, this is why we need to talk about your kleptomania.”

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My favorite type of commits are the one where it changes nothing to the behavior of the program, it just improves the code itself.

Like this one.

code.soap.coffee/ogmios/celtch

Not the much productive kind of works, but definitely the most satisfying, at least to me.

Step 1. Write a program which generates EPUBs
Step 2. Start distributing generated EPUBs
Step 2. Discover that some ebook readers complain about the EPUBs, due to Adobe Digital Right Management issues…

I mean, what?

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1. Click link
2. It's medium.com
3. Close tab

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