my self driving car just announced that my freeway exit is premium drm content that requires a software update, and it is waiting for wifi. i tried to play a cd i burned and the car gave me a copyright strike and replaced it with royalty-free elevator music. every time i want to check the speedometer i have to watch a commercial for liberty mutual. i'm eating cheetos from the racetrac and now the fingerprint reader doesn't recognize my input so the car has put me in guest user mode, adjusting the side mirrors and seat for a much shorter person. it keeps driving away in the middle of the night and coming back with lipstick stains on its side mirror

True friends are content with you just as you are.
(quote me 😎 )

RT @SPACEdotcom
The Eta Aquarid meteor shower of 2021 peaks this week. Here's how to see it.

Introducing our Release Candidate for 1.1, available for you to test with us. It's the final version before our official version launch, coming soon! Download the RC here:

If you use , , or

> Attackers use buffer overflows to corrupt the execution stack of a web application. By sending carefully crafted input to a web application, an attacker can cause the web application to execute arbitrary code – effectively taking over the machine.

But said to him, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead.
– Matthew 8:22

Everybody is talking now about big pharma profits, but there’s one no one talks about which grew much more. Just think that only brought it 2 new .

WTF ... Mozilla had always running JavaScript inside PDFs disabled by default.

But now with FF 88 this option is ENABLED by default. Which means, if a PDF file contains JS it will run without any user interaction. What can possibly go wrong?

To disable this:

pdfjs.enableScripting --> false

# FF 78.10 ESR doesn't include this option and still blocks JS in PDFs by default. Just tested.

You're working on the but you cannot forget to pick your in law at the airport in 2 hours and 40 minutes.
Free tip: Use this one-liner .

TIME=$(zenity --entry --title="Timer" --text="Enter a duration for the timer.\n\n Use 2s for 2 seconds, 2m for 2 minutes, or 2h for 2 hours."); sleep $TIME; zenity --info --title="Timer Complete" --text="Timer ended. \n$TIME went by. \nTime now: $(date | cut -d" " -f5)"

> Lay down your “-isms”
believe not in doctrines
that know not love.
Rejoice in truth
that only the heart
can reveal.

New fav. Quote: "We build our computer systems the way we build our cities: over time, without a plan, on top of ruins." -- Ellen Ullman

> Once we set up a system to react every time someone typed +C (...) We were able to catalog every command made on over the course of two weeks, and here’s what we found.
> One out of every four users who visits a Stack Overflow question copies something within five minutes of hitting the page. That adds up to 40,623,987 copies across 7,305,042 posts and comments between March 26th and April 9th.

> SHARK ON IRISH SHORES: A basking shark, about 6m (20ft) in length, washed up on the rocks at Harbour View in West Cork, due to last night’s full moon. PhD graduate, Kate O'Mahony, is photographed taking pictures and recording details of the dead shark. Photograph: Andy Gibson

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