When money is first priority over anything else.
Take a bit of the cake, take a bit of the #shame
🌞 MOIN, Ihr Komiker *innen☀️😁
🔴 Die iranische Cartoonistin Mahnaz Yazdani befasst sich mit den ernsten Themen. Mit ihren Comic-Strips legt sie oft den Finger in die Wunde. 👈
🔴 Iranian cartoonist Mahnaz Yazdani
deals with the serious issues. With her
comic strips, she often rub salt in the
➡️ Artist: #MahnazYazdani Iran 🇮🇷
☕#streetart #mastoart #art #comic #cartoon #BuonGiorno #Bonjour #GutenMorgen #GoodMorning
Do you own a secret phone number?
A visiting minister at the start of the offertory prayer: “Dear Lord,” he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, “without you we are but dust…”
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully) leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice, “Mommy, what is butt dust?”
Church was pretty much over at that point …
New Age Bullshit Generator
from the intro:
"So, what is this for? Put it on your website as placeholder text. Print it out as a speech for your yoga class and see if anyone can guess a computer wrote it. Use it to write the hottest new bestseller in the self-help section, or give false hope to depressed friends and family members."
from the comments:
"Hello, this is the best bullshit I’ve heard in 3 years!"
"I've been arguing with someone on linkedin with this page...thanks I think I'm winning."
"This is the best! I can now get revenge on all my acquaintances who aggressively post mindless affirmations every single bloody day of the year."