mathew ✅ @mathew@mastodon.social
Joined Apr 2017
Currently removing all my e-mail from Gmail.
Best campaign ad this year:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZuayQFD51w
#stab #stab #stab
Time to start thinking about scary Halloween costumes. How would you dress up as a monad?
Idea: hipster craft beer reggae karaoke bar called Jah Mason.
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Doctor: I'm terribly sorry but the tests are back. Your child is artistic.
Parents: (sob)
Doctor: Now don't worry, it's not the end of the world. Your child will never have the mind of an executive, but with modern innovations like Etsy, Patreon and Kickstarter, they may be able to pay rent well into their mid-20s.
Parent: Did... did crayons do this
Doctor: Who can say? We're exposed to so many forms of art every day: music, poetry, language, geometry..
Parent: We're getting crayons BANNED
Piggly Wiggly Butt erection.
http://www.shorpy.com/node/23812
Had a huge PDF to print out, but the regular printer driver was struggling. However, since we have a real PostScript laser printer, I could put the file on a USB stick, plug that into the printer, and have it print the thing directly.
Don't buy crappy non-PostScript printers. It isn't worth it when a real printer can be had for $250. (And that's before you even factor in the ink costs.)
"He had a dick like a Unix command: short but exhaustively documented."
Linus has apologized for his prior conduct, the Linux project has adopted a code of conduct, and now Linus's daughter has signed the "Post-Meritocracy Manifesto". Tech dudebros on Reddit are absolutely losing their shit.
I tried DuckDuckGo before, but went back to Google because the results just weren't as good. Trying it again, though, in the light of the new revelations. Also considering switching from Gmail, given the double whammy of the evil, plus Inbox being eliminated.
Some Googlers are resigning rather than help the evil.
https://theintercept.com/2018/09/13/google-china-search-engine-employee-resigns/
Business idea: Retire to Latvia and start a goth club called Riga Mortis.
Looks like Google has advanced all the way to Fucking Evil without bothering to go through the plain evil stage.
https://theintercept.com/2018/09/14/google-china-prototype-links-searches-to-phone-numbers/
The new Orbital album is ace. "Monsters Exist". It's about 2016-2018. Out today.
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My goal is 100% sustainable living. I want to be able to feed myself entirely based on what I can grow in my own fridge.
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Late capitalism starter pack
Animal Crossing for Nintendo Switch in 2019. In other news, I will be buying a Nintendo Switch in 2019.
Professor Layton and the Train to West Drayton.
They should power this monstrosity with energy generated by Steve Jobs spinning in his grave.
Joined Apr 2017
