I'm watching green book I'm loving it because it's confirming all of my deeply held prejudices of the oafish italian

Lizzo should be more specific about which juice she prefers if she would like me to get her some

not liking the sound of this 'joe Biden' guy

'most films would be better with a shrek in them' - Richard Herring (2011)

if you're ogre ain't thick, you been played

wild horse who wants to be a knight of the spanish realm and loves his breakfast porridge: donkey oatey

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How does everyone like their morning oats

Oats are back on the menu in this house

I just got temporarily banned for targeted harrassment of michael tracey and I deserved it

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