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Take me down to tautology city where the grass is grass and the pretty are pretty

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*slaps Walt Whitman* This bad boy can contain so many multitudes

If you watch Prey (2022), I recommend watching the Comanche language dub. You can find it in a tab in Hulu's detail page for the movie.

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David tenant implies the existence of a Goliath landlord has anyone made this joke please let me be at peace


Trader Joe's has "fancy" cheetos flavored with parmesan and black truffle. You know how some foods are too salty, too spicy, too sour, or too sweet? Well today I learned a food can be too umami.

Alternately, the speed of light is equal to 1 gigabertie. (The tortoise's name is Bertie.)

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We got the bike thief; it was a velociraptor.

The world's fastest tortoise can go 0.28 m/s, which is equal to 1e-9 * c, or "one nanolight":

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Every few years people are amazed that you can fit two frozen pizzas on a rack they wouldn't otherwise fit if you think with portals. So here I go again.

"Is Hermione Granger a catgirl," the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by admins after 12,239 pages of heated debate

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Did we learn nothing from Snow Crash about the dangers of ancient Sumerian memes?

The needy but shy neighborhood cat who hangs out on my yard:

“goodbye” was originally a contraction of “good bisexual”

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Overheard on MetaFilter: “I'm already feeling sorry for Julie Nolke's past self.”

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