Matt Brubeck @mbrubeck@mastodon.social

Take me down to tautology city where the grass is grass and the pretty are pretty

*slaps Walt Whitman* This bad boy can contain so many multitudes

Super cute #Rust zine by Jeena Lee https://github.com/jeenalee/zines/blob/master/string-and-andstr-in-rust.pdf

my Harry Potter ship is Hedwig joining the Chudley Cannons (#HedCannon)

Relatable content from The Stranger https://www.thestranger.com/editors-note/2019/09/11/41345671/editors-note

MRS AND MAN
BRING MEAD REAM

Chefs are the exact people who should NOT be kissing their fingers at work.

Firefox now blocks tracking cookies by default! https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2019/09/03/todays-firefox-blocks-third-party-tracking-cookies-and-cryptomining-by-default/

After being trapped in an elevator for 25 minutes, Pope Francis said in his weekly address, "Thank God the fire department came.": https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/pope-francis-gets-stuck-in-elevator-for-25-minutes--rescued-by-firemen/2019/09/01/9c8146a6-ccb0-11e9-87fa-8501a456c003_story.html

Just a figure of speech for most people, but in this case an actual religious command to 1.3 billion followers.

Seattle has not just one but several movie theaters with nautical-themed names and decor (the Neptune, the Admiral, the Majestic Bay...).

Is this an equally-common thing in other cities, or is it a local quirk?

It's fun to erase the "s" in titles containing "self":

- Me, my elf, and I
- Consider your elf
- Our bodies, our elves
- The elfish gene
- The art of elf-defense
- I hate my elf for loving you

Go home, Google Maps. You're drunk.

I'm with the feral hogs
I'm with the isopods
I'm with the com-bination feral hogs and isopods

#PhoenixWright #AceAttorney

Alternate title: “Phoenix Wright: Dream Daddy”

Apollo Justice: #AceAttorney has a fun story and great art, but the gameplay feels like a step backwards. #nintendo #3ds #gaming

Last night I went to the Wheel-In Motor Movie drive-in in #PortTownsend, Washington, for the first time. (I saw Spider-Man: Far From Home.)

On a warm summer night, this is my new favorite way to see a movie. Walking around in the field before the show; hanging out in the concession/pizza place; sitting under the stars while the film plays. Much more relaxing than the typical theater experience.

Your beauty is beyond compare
I look upon it and despair
With marble legs and eyes of emerald green

Your sneer is like a cold command
Your voice is soft like desert sand
And I cannot compete with you, Jolene