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By 35 AD, you should have risen from the tomb and ascended into heaven.

"Garlic keeps vampires away" was for sure invented by a parent who was just trying to get a kid to stop complaining about their soup.

Spider plant, spider plant
Does whatever a spider can't
Produces plantlets on a shoot
They have adventitious roots
Look out!
Here comes the spider plant

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I finally launched that version solving algorithm I keep going on about and it's rad as hell and you should read about it here medium.com/@nex3/pubgrub-2fb64

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Fellow programmers: Do you find it useful that git marks ".git/objects/" files as read-only, or just annoying?

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Must resist urge to contribute the English usage derail in this MetaFilter politics thread...

metafilter.com/173140/Lawyer-U

I didn't think I was going to get excited about the next Harry Potter prequel movie, but the trailer was actually pretty exciting...

These boats are made for rocking.

Finished the main story of Celeste.
🍓76 strawberries
💀4886 deaths
⏱️17 hours

I'm afraid reality has gone past William Gibson all the way to Phillip K. Dick.

Fact: Most Unix systems crashed on January 1, 1970, because of bugs caused by the time rolling over from negative to positive numbers.

A number of predictions on longbets.org/bets/ are coming due soon, but my favorite is probably longbets.org/382/

If the world gets destroyed this year, the $1000 stake goes to the National Rifle Foundation.

Conan, what is best in life?

To crush your enemies, eat their plums, and to hear the lamentations of their iceboxes!

I picked the wrong year to stop sniffing glue

In the meadow we can build a snowman / And pretend that he is David Byrne / We'll say Are you married? He'll say No, man / This is not my beautiful wife!