Matt Brubeck @mbrubeck@mastodon.social

*slaps Walt Whitman* This bad boy can contain so many multitudes

♫ She tied you to her kitchen chair
With flaming locks of auburn hair
And from your lips she drew
Jolene… ♫

I voted

Getting ready to do some forum moderation

The muzak at this Goodwill is the Twin Peaks soundtrack and it's creeping me out.

#TheGoodPlace Theory: The judge planned all along for Michael and Janet to be stuck on Earth with the humans, so she can judge all six of them.

Caesar: IT YU BRUTE???
Brutus: IT ME

Takes from the Crypt

Take me down to tautology city where the grass is grass and the girls are girls

Got some shiny green check marks on my Mastodon profile! https://mastodon.social/@mbrubeck

More details at https://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/pull/8703

Yoku's Island Express is the most delightful game I've played since Celeste. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsm8YfW9C90

Someeone told the AI running Amazon's product strategy to "listen to your customers" and so now here we are

Still can't stop listening to Dirty Computer.

Please enjoy this list of "The Good Place" anagrams:

Eleanor Shellstrop = Real hell to persons

Chidi Anagonye = I had nice agony

Tahani Al-Jamil = Halt jail mania

Jason Mendoza = Jam and snooze

Mindy St Clair = Can smile dirty

I'm on a Boat (Avatar) https://youtu.be/_SJ3D4oMHiY

Not my first rodeo, not my first rodeo monkeys

*slaps Walt Whitman* This bad boy can contain so many multitudes