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...yeah the way the game works is we all get in the pool and then whoever is "it" closes their eyes and then they shout "lorem!" and then everybody else shouts "ipsum!" and the person who is "it" tries to catch the other players, and you keep doing that over and over again until someone accidentally leaves the placeholder text in at press time

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Spider-MALM
Spider-MALM
Ikea drawers
Keep the decor calm

Comes in white
Black and brown
Or with wood
Veneer wrapped round

Ohh, buy several Spider-MALMs

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that little noise cats make when they jump down to the floor, retoot if u agree

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Wrote 62 lines of code that enabled me to delete 60 other lines of code tonight

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Just want to share a quick useful tip I learned from a police officer today.

If you work in a setting where you've to shake a lot of strangers hands, like I do.

You'll sometimes find that some people (cough, men), is out to crush every bone in your hand.

What you can do to avoid having your fingers broken, is to put your index finger on their wrist. This way, they can't put as much force into the handshake.

I had no clue about this, and all this time I've suffered 😫

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roses are red
violets are grand
but all of my valentines
are offers from brands

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Calling all admins of instances in the . The is coming, we need to show the MEPs how massively the EU Internets will be affected.

We are preparing a list of all EU-based , , , , , and any other instances.

Please *contact me*. All I need is the domain name, which EU Member State it's located in, and the rough topic of the instance. Approximate user count welcome, but not necessary.

Please help. This is important.

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I also want the teams responsible for designing, building, and operating Spirit & Opportunity to live long enough to see this.

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I want to live long enough to see us find Spirit and Opportunity again and build museums around each of them.

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On a timeline, the T-Rex is closer to humans than it is to the Stegosaurus

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