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In response to @TapiocaPearl - black creators, please link to your work and I will boost it and/or pin it on my profile. I have been trying to do this as much as I can already!

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atlsolidarity.org/ "We provide support for people who are arrested at protests, or otherwise prosecuted for their movement involvement." I donated to this fund and thought some of you would like to also!!

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chng.it/k2n2t8jGq9 We are raising our voices to support the passage of Georgia House Bill 426 HATE CRIME LEGISLATION. Please sign the petition!

"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." -- Martin Luther King, Jr.

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If you still want to donate to George Floyd's fund: gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd - and if you are curious about finding a gathering near you: rallylist.com/

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"That how sieges work, Phil." Oh man, this is a bit *too* timely

Monty on the Run (1985). In this episode, Monty is on the run from the authorities after his intervention in the Miners' strike. He must escape from his house and head for the English Channel and freedom in Europe.

YouTube video title: dog speaks PERFECT ENGLISH!!!

the actual video:

dog: aaaaeuwahggh
owner: omg did you just say "the mythocondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

@FirstProgenitor it's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere

libertarianism is like. literally fascism. like literally. "privatization" as a term was coined to describe Nazi economic policy

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*jim carey in The Mask voice*

somebody top me!

I have a fear of speed bumps 

But I am slowly getting over it

"Dad, can you put the cat out?" 

@stux "I didn't know it was on fire."

NO THAT'S TOO MANY GEESE! YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT MANY GEESE YOU FOOLS! TOO MANY GEESE TOO MANY GEESE TOO MANY GEESE HAVE YOU GONE MAD

hey friends! haven't been active here in a while - how's everyone? (I'm modding over at mstdn.social so that's kept me busy.)

Karen

Middle aged woman, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.

karen.urbanup.com/15044974

it is caturday! i want you to try being noisy for fun today, like kitties do

*runs around and mews a lot*

*indiana jones grail guard voice* My feed is prepared! How's yours?!

posting "Пётр грифон" on twitter and getting called a russian bot even though its literally just "peter griffin" in russian

i don't believe in skulls. they're a mythical monster, like vampires or italians

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