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I swear to god, I'm very tired of this trend, nobody wants to fuck your D&D character. When you make your character they must have one of these.
1. missing a tooth
2. acne/pox scars
3. lazy eye
4. mole
5. odd birth mark on face
6. scar but not a pretty or aesthetic one
7. crooked nose
8. too many freckles
9. pimples
10. bad mustache

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"naw, whatever guitar you wanna play is cool with us", I tell my new lead guitarist; explaining that our band is Fender neutral

Now that I have Tusky, I can feed my Mastodon addiction 24/7... :batman:

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this is my new obsession. this is my life now. don't talk to me about anything but this image

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anvil - $1220
cable and pulley system - $125
pizza delivery - $21.59
criminal lawyer - $5000 deposit
#MoneyDiaries

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me, signing up for yiff.life: "Oh boy I sure can't wait to see all the furry porn!"

1,000 depressed trans lesbians, chanting in unison: "Communism! Communism! Communism! Communism!"

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'Left-Handed Lions' also a frontrunner for 'greatest indie band name ever'

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i dont know how this Mastodon works but im just happy to be here.

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*blows the dust off this toot*

pokemon are stored in the balls

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