Shadow Goon 🖖🏾 @miql@mastodon.social

Alright. I need to fr fr migrate this shyt over to my new home on playvicious. My bad, y'all. My bad. :(

E&J in the 'gina don't look like a fun time, but I don't have one. Who am I to judge?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If y'all trying to get that neo-soul thang back, peep Yazmin Lacey's Something My Heart Trusts.

"I don't know her."
https://www.thewrap.com/solo-continues-nosedive-box-office/

I know y'all #movingtogitlab and all, but be aware that Google has a vested interest in GitLab.

Meanwhile, Google has its hands in GitLab...

What y'all going to do when Microsoft buys GitHub?

Pride month Day 1: Rihanna tired of men's bullshyt & Rosario posted up like WHAT'S GOOD?

How's Day 2 going?

I can we ban amp URLs?

"Google is already battling with privacy issues when it comes to AI and data; I don’t know what would happen if the media starts picking up a theme that Google is secretly building AI weapons or AI technologies to enable weapons for the Defense industry" https://gizmodo.com/google-plans-not-to-renew-its-contract-for-project-mave-1826488620

When you just wanted a donut.

When the wife delegates to you the very thing you asked from her early this morning. SMH.

Me 👼🏾: Can you bring me a donut my lovely, vision of a GODDESS?
Her: Ugh. I guess.
Her: *comes home*
👼🏾: Beloved! Did you bring donuts?
Her: Shut up! I ain't bring you SHYT!
👼🏾: 💔
Her: Drop me off @ my parents, N💛gga
👼🏾: Yes, Queen.
Her: And get me a donut.

You good, @BWWings@twitter.com?

"N💛gga!?"
"On a sash!?"
"You the only Black person there!?"
"It was your idea!?"

#TeamLeslie

I'ma mess and I'm not ashamed!

I gotta gotta bust these jokes off.
I CAN'T HELP IT. 😭😭😭

When you're the "N💛gga of the bride"

I just...