NOOOO—
Via Bluesky, a screenshot from the most Daily Mail headline ever!
It's beyond parody. I mean, I *hope* it's not a fake, but who can tell?
@cstross What is "continental cheese"? Is that cheese that's wearing a beret?
@mitchw It's foreign—i.e. non-Little-Englander—cheeses. Stuff like Brie, Emmenthal, Mozzarella, Lanark Blue ...