ᴍᴀᴛᴛʜᴇᴡ ᴊ. ᴅʏᴇ @mjd@mastodon.social

I just love his big face so much

Reminder for fellow amerikkkans since it's that time of year

The cats were all very sleepy this afternoon

this is a mood

the internet depends on people like this

Humanity has wiped out 60% of animals since 1970, major report finds | Environment | The Guardian - https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/oct/30/humanity-wiped-out-animals-since-1970-major-report-finds

Enjoy these completely not bent straight lines and squares https://mastodon.social/media/QAsi7kNubQzqo-C2Sc8

just a heckin good boy lookin for some boosts

local news takes on the toots and surprisingly it... isn't a bad take?

Lisa Simpson is THE greatest cartoon character ever and I will literally not hear a word to the contrary

FEMALE PROTAGONIST: *opens a jar lid by herself*

NERDS: Look, all we want are interesting female characters who stay feminine, not this masculinisation of a beloved idol of womanhood

I’ll post my way out of this predicament.

today is the day michael cohen finally proved he was the president

I can't watch Trump speak without grossing out. His mouth is revolting.

hey guys, this is a novelty account now where I'm going to livetoot the entire history of ancient Rome in real time starting from 512 BCE as though I were really living those events okay here we go (deep breath)

whoops my husband was killed by samnites right before I died in childbirth at age 13. (looks at the camera) it's a living!

RT @realMatMolina@twitter.com: One failed attempt at a shoe bomb 17 years ago and we all take our shoes off at the airport.

1,673 mass shootings in the last 1,989 days and absolutely nothing has been been done to prevent more.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/realMatMolina/status/1031194946659930112