ᴍᴀᴛᴛʜᴇᴡ ᴊ. ᴅʏᴇ @mjd@mastodon.social

I just love his big face so much

Reminder for fellow amerikkkans since it's that time of year

The cats were all very sleepy this afternoon

this is a mood

the internet depends on people like this

Humanity has wiped out 60% of animals since 1970, major report finds | Environment | The Guardian - https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/oct/30/humanity-wiped-out-animals-since-1970-major-report-finds

Enjoy these completely not bent straight lines and squares https://mastodon.social/media/QAsi7kNubQzqo-C2Sc8

just a heckin good boy lookin for some boosts

local news takes on the toots and surprisingly it... isn't a bad take?

Lisa Simpson is THE greatest cartoon character ever and I will literally not hear a word to the contrary

FEMALE PROTAGONIST: *opens a jar lid by herself*

NERDS: Look, all we want are interesting female characters who stay feminine, not this masculinisation of a beloved idol of womanhood

I’ll post my way out of this predicament.

today is the day michael cohen finally proved he was the president

I can't watch Trump speak without grossing out. His mouth is revolting.

hey guys, this is a novelty account now where I'm going to livetoot the entire history of ancient Rome in real time starting from 512 BCE as though I were really living those events okay here we go (deep breath)

whoops my husband was killed by samnites right before I died in childbirth at age 13. (looks at the camera) it's a living!