How to use Xcode:

1. Build & Run
2. Check email or Twitter to pass time while building
3. Ask โ€œDid I Build & Run, or is this an old build on the simulator?โ€
4. Repeat until you die

Celebrating 3 years with @Lickability@twitter.com ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜›

In our industry, thatโ€™s typically considered a long time to spend at a single company, but I couldnโ€™t imagine leaving these wonderful people.

Loving my with @SparkMailApp@twitter.com
@mb@twitter.com @jilliangmeehan@twitter.com

โ€œGreat stories can change the worldโ€โ€ฆ as long as they donโ€™t contain violence, sex, or adult language.

If you accidentally send me an "edit" link to your Google Doc instead of "view" or "comment", Iโ€™m gonna edit the fuck out of your doc.

All of my Instagram ads are time lapse videos of how much stuff you can fit into ugly backpacks.

Hi, I would like one croissant and flakes all over my desk and pants for the rest of the day, thanks.

When I get to work before @Twig777@twitter.com, this song repeats on @OfficeHomePod@twitter.com.

When I get to work before @Twig777@twitter.com, this song repeats on @OfficeHomePod@twitter.com.

Nothing stops a group chat faster than a link to a YouTube video.

Are we supposed to eat more than one of these cupcakes or is Melissa just really small?

How many collective hours of productivity were lost today because Slack changed their logo?

Nib files became xibs when Apple changed the format to XML. If we move to JSON we get jibs, right?

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