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Genie: You have ONE WISH.

Me: Alright, I have one, but it's very detailed.
Genie: As long as it is only one wish, you're allowed to spend as much time as you want detailing it.

Me: Alright, here we go. *Grabs notebook and takes a deep breath* The key words MUST, MUST NOT, REQUIRED, SHALL, SHALL NOT, SHOULD, SHOULD NOT, RECOMMENDED, MAY, and OPTIONAL are to be interpreted as described in [RFC2119].

Genie: Wait, is that...?

Me: *Flips notebook* Chapter 1. Preamble.

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work/interview related, anti-lgbtq practices 

work/interview related, anti-lgbtq practices 

work/interview related, anti-lgbtq practices 

work/interview related, anti-lgbtq practices 

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You know what's fun? Accidentally hitting the favorite button instead of the show more on CWs.

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Financial problems, please boost? 

Foodcrime 

All other factors being equal, would you rather eat at a restaurant with a pun-based name or an alliterative name?

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Hey so.

If you don't want to just send me a tip, and would like a piece of art, I am doing these! I call them suck-o-vision, and it's a quick silly sketch for $10 USD. Accuracy, seriousness, anything like that, are all cast by the wayside in the interest of making something fun and amusing. Consider this a flash sale? ko-fi.com/discountbinninja

#commissions #mastoart #fundraising #art #transartists

@zebratron2084 Coming from tourist town: This is fine, you're really doing them all a service.

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