Zander @mmsword@mastodon.social
He's just this guy, you know?
Joined Nov 2016
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Food poll, boost for maximum sample size
Matcha cannoli?
police crowd control weapons, info and treatment
Hello folks,
I posted the results of my literature deep dive on the most common forms of crowd control weapons in the USA up on Birdsite here: https://twitter.com/mmsword/status/1269685187127869440
Hope it's useful to you all.
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me: i'm strongly opposed to the police. history is a record of their crimes
my therapist: of course
me: but also, i love it when a detective uses their superior powers of observation to catch a murderer inside one of their own contradictions, dismantling their entire web of lies with a single sentence
my therapist: who doesn't
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Okay, this is enough for a start! Please go to http://cerulean.st/hain/ if you want to read the beginning of my new comic, "Hain and the Half Coin"!
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hey guess what
i got a pair of tunes out today
you can listen and download for free
other outlets (spotify, youtube) are coming soon...!
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Today I learned: If you @ someone in a DM on Masto, it helpfully adds that person to the DM, which I was not at all expecting.
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Drugs, My Little Pony
A conversation I had at work:
"Huh, there's a new type of apple in the break room. Jazz ™️ . Tastes like a Braeburn. "
"Jazz apples sound like a nick name for a drug. "
"Yeah, a drug for My Little Pony's very special episode. "
"Well, at least it's not about the dangers of quicksand or getting stuck in a refrigerator. "
extreme food crime, clowns
Forbidden things that should not be combined: Clown Bologna and Matty Matheson's Bologna Bowl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rllK0NBtk-w
religion, food, wikipedia
Wikipedia list that should exist: "List of animals considered to be fish by the Catholic Church."
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anyway we're going into 2020 and now more than ever in our lives, please let me encourage you: now is the time to just go completely goddamned hogwild with whatever your Thing is. doesn't matter if anybody else gets it, that ain't the point. just Do You; we're literally approaching the first major Cyberpunk Year from like every sleazy early-mid-90s RPG splatbook and now is not the time to be coy about self-identity.
General life -
This week has been a really rough one. Sunday I broke my pinky toe, Tuesday I started to come down with what we suspect is the flu but the test will be back later next week, and today I found a $600ish charge to my debit card that was made to a London hotel while I am distinctly not in London. This is while everyone in the household is also sick with presumably the same flu, and another friend having to go to the hospital.
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Who wants more good gay games in their life? Queer Indie Game Release - Tegu!
Team Inebriated Animals is proud to announce: Tegu - Psychic Janken Fighters! A stealth RPG with card battles, and gay psychic enby lizard wrestling!
Download from: https://aliciagoranson.itch.io/tegu
Featuring music by @Ratttz (https://ratttznest.bandcamp.com) and @ElectricKeet (http://electrickeet.com/tune.html)!
With art by @solitaire , @SangriaSnake , Amorphous (https://amorphous.itch.io/), and Nic Freeman!
Trailer also at https://youtu.be/9fwjkGanEtQ
Be gay drink Saguarine!
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Food
My day:
"So, sugar in this state is a non-Newtonian fluid. See how this caramel bends? If I snap it against the table. "
*Snaps it against the table expecting it to snap cleanly at the impact. It instead detonates like a Rupert's Drop covering everyone in candy shrapnel*
If anyone wants my trainer card it's 0000 0007 9CFK B1
Food
Extremely proud of the dinner I made tonight: 40 Clove chicken with fettuccine and stuffed artichokes.
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🏳️🌈
Seattle Area: Do you need a very cheap (manual transmission) car in good condition? 
It's a 1995 Honda Accord DX, 5 speed manual. In amazing condition for 200,000 miles, just had its timing belt replaced.
This car has been worked hard but very lovingly cared for.
Its biggest issue: it was rear-ended and the trunk doesn't close properly (but doesn't seem to leak). Second worst: the windows squeak when you roll them down.
Clean title, has a solid 100k miles left in it.
Asking ~$800.
Mild Outer Worlds spoiler
So... I found a hilarious issue.
I picked up the Robophobia flaw on a whim because Hey free perks and the phobias actually don't hurt me much.
The cleaning robot companion SAM counts as a robot for this flaw. So whenever I'm on my ship I am having a constant panic attack.
He's just this guy, you know?
Joined Nov 2016
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