WIFE: dont forget were visiting my parents next saturday
ME: but i was going to raid with my guild!
WIFE: manuela, u promised
ME: the gay agenda strikes again

*mistypes "fairly standard" with "fairy standard"* *is now obsessed with the idea of the fairy standard as an alternative to gold*

Xxx the return of Xander cage was exactly as bad as I thought it was going to be... So good evening I'd say

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