administration: your server is mounted on a rack
madmaxistration: your server is mounted on monster truck and there are spikes on the wheels
oh no slime.global appears down :C
WIFE: dont forget were visiting my parents next saturday
ME: but i was going to raid with my guild!
WIFE: manuela, u promised
ME: the gay agenda strikes again
*mistypes "fairly standard" with "fairy standard"* *is now obsessed with the idea of the fairy standard as an alternative to gold*