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If you want to get the startup chime back on your own Mac, just run:

`sudo nvram StartupMute=%00`

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Oh, hair stuck on the bathroom mirror six inches higher than the tallest person in the house, what stories you would tell if only you could.

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I’m sure many of you on the left already have your favorite candidate. I know I do. Still, I am 1000% behind the sentiment on this bumper sticker.

thedemocrat2020.com/collection

The other instance I was on was shut down so I'm back on .Social until further notice.

So, this account will go quiet. Please follow @Moltz. I'll try to only do this every few days or so. You know, so it's not too much trouble.

Just playing another game of "Is that a mustache hair going into my nose or a nose hair going into my mustache that I feel?"

Me: [diligently uses face scrub every day for decades]

My body: BOOM, ARMPIT ZIT! WHAT NOW, MUTHAFUCKAH?

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Just as a heads-up, don’t use PMs/DMs on Mastodon, and if you have to never share any private information.

Admins of sending and receiving instances can read those, as there is no end-to-end encryption. Even if you trust the admins, instance ownership could change or hackers or government could get in.

Use different tools designed specifically for this.

But it is the explicit version of the song. I was _almost_ hoping it wasn't so I could hear how badly they'd have to cut it to clean it up.

Ahhhhh yes, a whole bunch of Prince stuff that was missing landed on Apple Music today including Pussy Control (or "P. Control" as it's listed).

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For those of you who used to be all "I wish I could just pay for Twitter...": You're on Mastodon now. And you absolutely can pay for it: patreon.com/mastodon/

It puts the hard drive on top of the laptop or it forgets it's plugged into the hub that's connected to the laptop and it yanks out the cord without un-mounting the drive first.

Deactivated my Facebook account. Twitter tomorrow.

[Jeff Goldblum voice] Hey, Mr. Davis, I forgot my instance.

I see that Amazon is in the running to buy Landmark Theaters. Which raises the question, is it OK to yell "Fire Phone!" in a crowded movie house.

[looks for old text file, realizes it's in LibreOffice format, marvels at misspent youth]

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