John Moltz @Moltz@mastodon.social
I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now.
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Joined Nov 2017
John Moltz
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If you want to get the startup chime back on your own Mac, just run:
`sudo nvram StartupMute=%00`
Oh, hair stuck on the bathroom mirror six inches higher than the tallest person in the house, what stories you would tell if only you could.
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uspol
I’m sure many of you on the left already have your favorite candidate. I know I do. Still, I am 1000% behind the sentiment on this bumper sticker.
https://thedemocrat2020.com/collections/frontpage/products/the-democrat-2020-bumper-sticker
The other instance I was on was shut down so I'm back on .Social until further notice.
So, this account will go quiet. Please follow @Moltz. I'll try to only do this every few days or so. You know, so it's not too much trouble.
Switching over to @Moltz. Should be seamless? Right?
Just playing another game of "Is that a mustache hair going into my nose or a nose hair going into my mustache that I feel?"
Me: [diligently uses face scrub every day for decades]
My body: BOOM, ARMPIT ZIT! WHAT NOW, MUTHAFUCKAH?
John Moltz
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Just as a heads-up, don’t use PMs/DMs on Mastodon, and if you have to never share any private information.
Admins of sending and receiving instances can read those, as there is no end-to-end encryption. Even if you trust the admins, instance ownership could change or hackers or government could get in.
Use different tools designed specifically for this.
We built a garden. And Twitter paved over it. https://www.punkitup.com/twitpop/regular-clothes/
So. Uh.
How 'bout that Trump, huh?
But it is the explicit version of the song. I was _almost_ hoping it wasn't so I could hear how badly they'd have to cut it to clean it up.
Ahhhhh yes, a whole bunch of Prince stuff that was missing landed on Apple Music today including Pussy Control (or "P. Control" as it's listed).
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For those of you who used to be all "I wish I could just pay for Twitter...": You're on Mastodon now. And you absolutely can pay for it: https://www.patreon.com/mastodon/
It puts the hard drive on top of the laptop or it forgets it's plugged into the hub that's connected to the laptop and it yanks out the cord without un-mounting the drive first.
Deactivated my Facebook account. Twitter tomorrow.
[Jeff Goldblum voice] Hey, Mr. Davis, I forgot my instance.
I see that Amazon is in the running to buy Landmark Theaters. Which raises the question, is it OK to yell "Fire Phone!" in a crowded movie house.
[looks for old text file, realizes it's in LibreOffice format, marvels at misspent youth]
I write and talk for a living. Which sounds pretty dumb looking at it now.
(Do not DM private information, it's not secure.)
Joined Nov 2017
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