Moritz Heiber @moritzheiber@mastodon.social

Master of disaster, Ruby, Golang & Rust enthusiast, lover of all things music, movies and theater. DevOps is my homie at ThoughtWorks

🏠: https://heiber.im

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**Moritz Heiber** · Jul 01, 2018, 11:29

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**mmu_ma[N]** @mmu_man@m.g3l.org · Jul 01, 2018, 11:29

@moritzheiber reminds me of an article…

Not sure which, maybe:

https://www.racked.com/2016/9/19/12865560/politics-of-pockets-suffragettes-women

or this one:
https://mic.com/articles/133948/the-weird-complicated-sexist-history-of-pockets

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jul 01, 2018, 11:09

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jul 01, 2018, 11:09

@WAHa_06x36 I think literally the only thing that keeps me from using Toot! a lot more now is the “Doesn’t scroll to the top when I want it to”.. any leads on this one? Anything I can do to help?

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jul 01, 2018, 11:07

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jul 01, 2018, 11:07

The new shorts I bought yesterday don’t have backpockets (which I didn’t realize until today, when I tried using them; they _look_ like real pockets from the outside, but they aren’t) and I feel betrayed.

This is probably what women feel when they buy/wear any dress.

I’m so sorry 😐

**Moritz Heiber** · Jun 30, 2018, 17:42

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**Bob Mottram 🔧 ☕ ✅** @bob@soc.freedombone.net · Jun 30, 2018, 17:42

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 29, 2018, 16:28

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 29, 2018, 16:28

#amreading is the greatest hashtag ever

**Moritz Heiber** · Jun 25, 2018, 17:14

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**void state blues** @HTHR@cybre.space · Jun 25, 2018, 17:14

gargron told me if this post gets ten thousand boosts he'll give me the website and i will become the new gargron

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 29, 2018, 15:29

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 29, 2018, 15:29

I rewrote my provisioning instructions for my laptop using mruby/mitamae and boy, it's been a straight out pleasure: https://github.com/moritzheiber/laptop-provisioning

I also wrote four new plugins in the process:
https://github.com/moritzheiber/mitamae-plugin-resource-apt
https://github.com/moritzheiber/mitamae-plugin-resource-alternatives
https://github.com/moritzheiber/mitamae-plugin-resource-apt-repository
https://github.com/moritzheiber/mitamae-plugin-resource-download

Finally getting rid of Ansible feels so good, it's been nothing but pain ever since I touched it for the first time #devops

**Moritz Heiber** · Jun 29, 2018, 12:58

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**Tim Perry** @pimterry@toot.cafe · Jun 29, 2018, 12:58

http://bugseverywhere.org/ - a distributed (via git) bug tracker. Definitely interesting, and a nice way to avoid centralization on Github.

Not sure I always want to tie code & bug state together though, or need to commit to change it. Anybody tried this, or something similar?

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 29, 2018, 09:47

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 29, 2018, 09:47

This is a disgrace, but it doesn't surprise me at all considering Oracle is VirtualBox's vendor now: https://www.virtualbox.org/ticket/11577 😞

**Moritz Heiber** · Jun 28, 2018, 20:50

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**Dag Ågren** @WAHa_06x36 · Jun 28, 2018, 20:50

It’s that time again! Releasing another new beta of my iOS client, "Toot!". It is getting closer to fully functional! From here on I will be focusing more on filling in the small bits of missing functionality and bugfixing, rather than adding new big features, to try to push towards 1.0. If you are already a tester, you should get a notification soon. If you are not, but want to be, message me here or on paracelsus@gmail.com and give me an Apple ID email!

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 28, 2018, 20:09

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 28, 2018, 20:09

I’m beating myself up over how I did not discover mruby earlier.. this is fantastic

**Moritz Heiber** · Jun 28, 2018, 09:29

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**Alex Schroeder 🐝** @kensanata@octodon.social · Jun 28, 2018, 09:29

If you’re interested in moving to #Germany: http://german-eye.blogspot.com/2016/11/advice-for-emigrating-to-germany.html
(Aimed at US citizens but applicable in general.)

**Moritz Heiber** · Jun 28, 2018, 07:14

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**Erik Moeller** @eloquence@social.coop · Jun 28, 2018, 07:14

TFW you accidentally load Twitter without uBlock Origin enabled and notice just what a horribly ad-polluted garbage experience it is for most users.

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 27, 2018, 16:41

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 27, 2018, 16:41

You know, maybe it’s not Slack being “broken” or unavailable but rather your collaboration model that needs refinement.. there are plenty of usable alternatives available.

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 27, 2018, 16:25

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 27, 2018, 16:25

I created a small PoC for trying out the brand new #consul connect feature released yesterday: https://github.com/moritzheiber/consul-connect-kickstarter #hashidays #hashicorp

**Moritz Heiber** · Jun 26, 2018, 09:41

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**Free Software Foundation Europe** @fsfe@quitter.no · Jun 26, 2018, 09:41

Sadly quitter.no will shut down on 5th of September. So we have to move on.

You can find us here:

Diaspora: https://diasp.eu/u/fsfe
Mastodon: https://mastodon.social/@fsfe

Please follow us there to get the latest updates and to interact with us.

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 26, 2018, 07:41

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 26, 2018, 07:41

This is pretty amazing: https://www.hashicorp.com/blog/consul-1-2-service-mesh

#hashidays

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 26, 2018, 07:06

**Moritz Heiber** @moritzheiber · Jun 26, 2018, 07:06

"Excuse me, do you know how to get to the conference?"

"Just follow the trail of hunched, white men"

Oh Amsterdam, I ❤️ you.

Also: That's an exceptional way of giving directions, specifically for Amsterdam, because I've had yet to see a trail of hunched, white men while I was here.

**Moritz Heiber** · Jun 25, 2018, 03:50

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**Constructive Journalism** @constructivejournalism@social.coop · Jun 25, 2018, 03:50

Co-ops, democratically run and emphasizing long-term sustainability over short-term profits, are a key part of the #SolidarityEconomy.

Earlier this month, Wired UK published a brief but interesting profile of "CoTech, a growing network of tech co-operatives in the UK. There are currently 30 tech businesses united under the CoTech banner, which range from filmmakers to programmers; they collectively employ more than 250 staff and have revenues of over £10.2 million."

http://www.wired.co.uk/article/cotech-tech-cooperatives-blake-house-outlandish

**Moritz Heiber** · Jun 25, 2018, 02:54

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**Erin Bee** @erinbee · Jun 25, 2018, 02:54

Janelle Monáe at the BET awards. Happy Pride, y'all 😍

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