Moritz Heiber @moritzheiber@mastodon.social
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Master of disaster, Ruby, Golang & Rust enthusiast, lover of all things music, movies and theater. DevOps is my homie at ThoughtWorks
Joined Apr 2017
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Having trouble falling asleep? Let this bald eagle do the job for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b2dUgK6VV4
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Google, who became the most powerful corporation in the world by selling web ads: Hey in the future every computer program should actually be a website. Don't worry about why, just do it. It'll be cool. We're the vanguard of technology or something
People: ok
People: hey why does this calendar i downloaded have ads in it
Google: Haha cool
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How much longer would Queen Elizabeth have to live before people start getting really suspicious
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Anderer Ansatz: alle, die sich jetzt darin überbieten, haargenau auszurechnen, wie viel Emissionen Greta zu viel erzeugt, versuchen vor dem erhobenen Zeigefinger die gleiche Tätigkeit mit weniger Emissionen zu schaffen (bei gleicher Berechnungsmethode). ☝️
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Ended up doing my talk barefoot. Decision to paint my toenails gold last week paid off!
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If anyone wants to try out my latest improvements to Social, check out the flatpak bundle from the latest commit:
https://gitlab.gnome.org/BrainBlasted/Social/-/jobs/391150/artifacts/file/gnome-social-dev.flatpak
Hopefully there will be a nightly repo to make things simpler.
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Cishet male culture is feeling threatened by your girlfriends sex toys
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Deep state? Sounds fake if you ask me
Workout level “buying your own fractional weights for exercising at the gym”
Judging from the pile of tissues besides the bed after each night I must be getting better.. 🤧
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@moritzheiber the ducks this morning 😊
I know you like to see them! https://twitter.com/stratospheria/status/1160436116555739141?s=19
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Never trust a person who says "a female" instead of "a woman".
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@crossgolf_rebel
Ich befürchte die Probleme liegen schon davor. Was fehlt ist die konsequente Ausbildung und Weiterbildung in Richtung Einsatz digitaler Medien und Lehrinhalten sowie Handreichung von Informationen. @digitalcourage haben ein schönes Handbuch https://shop.digitalcourage.de/kidsdgitalgenialhardcover.html?xoid=komqbisekrshq1ka78qrdup9q4 herausgegeben. Ich werde versuchen, das In der Schule meines Sohns publik zu machen.
@kuketzblog
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Right now I'm earning ~$80/month in patreon and when I get to $100/month I'm going to start doing early access for patrons to poems from my forthcoming chapbook
My Bluetooth 5.0 headset can now connect to multiple carriers at once and "share" it's music wirelessly.
Yet, two-way information exchanges (i.e. any headset profile audio) still sounds like a fucking nightmare and use audio codecs and modulations from the 90s 🤷
Truly wireless, versatile, compatible and usable headsets when?
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Master of disaster, Ruby, Golang & Rust enthusiast, lover of all things music, movies and theater. DevOps is my homie at ThoughtWorks
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