ah yes, simply divide the dough in half log₂(24) ≈ 4.5849625 times

Top ten disappointments, number 4: Plugging in two mice expecting two cursors.

did an image search for "train plush" and most of them are kinda cursed

🎺 🎺 toot toot i'm a train krrrrr-r-r-r-r-r-r

can i commission someone to draw me a trainsona

Breaking news! Nintendo have announced their first non-handheld games console since 2012. Called the u-Wii-U, it's most significant feature is that it looks just like Buddy Holly

fucked up that the UK just calls it a bank robbery and not a quidnapping

sometimes i catch a glimpse of my reflection in a mirror, and for a second or two i think i'm actually not ugly, until i realise it's me

what would you call the sort of music that i make

i don't know how she can be comfortable in this position but she's purring happily #mastocats

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