having to pay for saas bandwith is so annoying

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alexa how do become a pretty girl

I don't know about you but I'm feeling 22 🎂

searching imgflip on duckduckgo is nsfw

Why does it feel like midnight when it’s only 8pm?

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every tweet i make after 3pm is preceded by a montage of me forging it as a blacksmith

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I have left the bed today. So at least there's that.

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you: I want to get in touch with my boyfriend, but he doesn't like calling
me, a latex wizard: \textbf

which is more important, sleep or getting things done?

made really good progress with the team tonight

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Cool thing about teaching something you've known for ages: newbie questions. It's fascinating to explain stuff you didn't even realise you knew until you're asked for help with basics - like the fact that <a> tags don't inherit their parent's colour when all other text does.

oddly enough, github never went down for me

i spent the *previous* 4 hours on mastodon is what i did

i have to be awake in 4 hours, what have i done

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