Natalie Weizenbaum @nex3@mastodon.social
Lesbian code gardener. Shitpost savant. Lead designer and developer of Sass, working for Google on Dart.
exercising extreme restraint in how many Dykes to Watch Out For panels I save to tweet in the morning
dating before the 00s was like tinder chats but on the phone and it sounds truly horrible
the moment in a tinder chat where you first mention another partner and dearly hope that they read the part of your profile that said you were polyamorous
Dorian Gray was no doubt an asshole to Sibyl Vane, but in his defense if someone loses all interest in everything else that gave their life meaning the moment they fall in love with you that's a huge red flag
face machine = makeup wipe
cool unit = refrigerator
foot tube = sock
zoom friend = car
I just coined "goofemism" to describe terms Liz and I make up to use instead of an object's normal name
every woman deserves a pair of underwear that make her ass look fantastic. if you don't have one yet, treat yourself
now they're cooking 3am eggs together
they have very similar taste in low-stress youtube so they've just been swapping recommendations for channels of sweet boys who love food
hanging out with my partners watching speed runs and youtube and tasting whisky is such a wonderful antidote to a rough day
how fucked up do you think the first person to sneeze must have felt? "oh my FUCK I just EXPLODED but I'm still HERE what's going ON"
bummed that I had to bail on hanging out with @SilverChangling tonight, but chilling at home watching speedruns was EXACTLY what I needed
.@OhPoorPup's music came up on @GamesDoneQuick and she just pointed at the screen and yelled "HEY HEY HEY"
there are good reasons that those days are behind me but that doesn't mean I don't miss them
I miss the days when I could just sit down and bang out a bunch of code without needing to write prose first
"https://twitter.com/search?q=%s" uh huh... that's good...
"http://github.com/sass/sass/issues?q=%s" oh yeah... yeah baby keep going...
"http://scryfall.com/search?q=%s" right there! RIGHT THERE!! AAAAAA YESSS
my kink is search bars that search for the precise string you write and have lots of useful operators that you can just type in
Retweeted @HannaKtweet@twitter.com:
young samus
Retweeted @vacuum_chan@twitter.com:
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