found a place that sells a bunch of normal clothing items and also the fanciest collars I've ever seen

RT @jon_snow_420@twitter.com

ancient greek dude: look at this crazy thing. i'm calling it an octopus
his friend: what's the plural of that
ancient greek dude: oh right like there's more than one of this

🐦🔗: twitter.com/jon_snow_420/statu

RT @marsXtheplanet@twitter.com

i want a black trans artist to do my cover art for my new music project, can y'all RT so i can reach them? pls dm or reply with rates! i need someone who can do it digitally

🐦🔗: twitter.com/marsXtheplanet/sta

"Everything's better with pickles, baby!" - the guy at the pickle shop

RT @SarahTaber_bww@twitter.com

The one big source of food waste that I *do* worry about is crops that are perfectly good, and rot in the field bc the farm can't get anybody to harvest them. (Orrrrr they don't want to pay enough for people to come harvest them.)

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SarahTaber_bww/sta

RT @SarahTaber_bww@twitter.com

As someone who works in produce, this whole "ugly fruit" movement is actually kind of enraging bc it's completely disconnected from what really happens in the supply chain. It's a big honkin wad of bullshit that self-promoting foodies get away with bc nobody knows better.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/SarahTaber_bww/sta

RT @dennisbhooper@twitter.com

If you had a liqueur-sponsored dance party at a Chicago gay bar and called it Carly Rae Jeppson’s, that name would be a malörtmanteau

🐦🔗: twitter.com/dennisbhooper/stat

just swapped shoes with @JhoiraArtificer@twitter.com on the sidewalk in midtown Manhattan. I will not be taking questions at this time

UZUMAKI

RT @MTGPackFoils@twitter.com

What in the world?

The comparisons are flying around Mike Fiers' unique beard twitter.com/i/events/117303983

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MTGPackFoils/statu

Twitter etiquette PSA: don't fav strangers flirting, even if you think they're very cute!

apparently people are giving lesbians shit for calling themselves lesbians today, so reminder:

RT @nex3@twitter.com

exhaustive list of people who are not allowed to call themselves lesbians:
* men
* people who are only attracted to men

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nex3/status/114073

"the blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned" is so good it's embarrassing that we as a culture ever used any other euphemism for menstruation

My ★★★★★ review of 10 Things I Hate About You on Letterboxd boxd.it/OqvVp

RT @JasperRLZ@twitter.com

I always think more people know this, but I just blew a few people's minds at work today. Sirena Beach's weird design is because it's a GameCube controller. The Hotel itself is a GameCube, and the fountain in the bottom left is a memory card & game disc.

noclip.website/#sms/sirena0;ZN

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JasperRLZ/status/1

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