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Joyeuse Noëlle! @noelle@mastodon.social

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I am rarely happier than when I'm reading about weird fish

ELEKK Show more

This Elekk thing is really frustrating (and it doesn’t help that I have to do everything through the damn web console, which while a Linux prompt is really slow.

ELEKK Show more

Elekk is down. I’m not sure what’s going on but I am investigating.

Here we go! Are you a trans creator who could use some support and exposure, or do you know one? Add your name to github.com/Transgiving/Transgi for 2017, where we provide a list of trans people you can support instead of or in addition to your Black Friday spending.

If you're familiar with Github, you can add yourself and submit a PR; otherwise, email us and we'll add you ASAP!

Please boost and spread the word!

Elekk is down briefly while I resize its virtual instance. We’re gonna have so much RAM!

I'm gonna take a little pressure off m.s - I'll be posting as @noelle for a while.

(Hey, if you're into /#gameing and hate the 'gate, come sign up on elekk.xyz!)

The most downvoted comment EVER on Reddit: EA defending their decision in Star Wars Battlefront to lock iconic characters behind grinding and loot boxes. It's currently at -393,000 points and dropping like a stone.

reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefro

#MASTODON POST PRIVACY - who can see your post?

PUBLIC 🌏
Anyone can see and boost your post everywhere.

UNLISTED 🔓
✅ Tagged people
✅ Followers
✅ People who look for it
❌ Local and federated timelines
✅ Boostable

FOLLOWERS ONLY 🔐
✅ Tagged people
✅ Followers
❌ People who look for it
❌ Local and federated timelines
❌ Boostable

DIRECT MESSAGE ✉️
✅ Tagged people
❌ Followers
❌ People who look for it
❌ Local and federated timelines
❌ Boostable

cybre.space/media/J-amFmXPvb_M #tutorial #howto

Pro tip: When you talk back to a mod by saying "but technically the rules say...", they are never going to say "you are technically correct, the best kind of correct".

vetrans, it is your responsibility to take these newcomers and teach them the sacred ways of the herd.

They must know of the 🅱️ , and the oats, and the yams, and how to spell gameing. The awoos and the toots and the rotating coyotes, eternally spinning. Someone must teach them of Gargamel :gargamel: and what we do in this house. They must be introduced to the witches and the commies and the furries and the trans folks.

Let the people share our rich heritage!

Reminder: the right to speak is not the same thing as the right to be heard.

Nazi-friendly instance on the fediverse : toot.love Show more

*whispers* hey there's this cool sticker you can get so everybody sees you're a Cool Tooter designbyhumans.com/shop/sticke

@noelle You saw it in (Tim) Cook's Illustrated, seems like a reasonable thought process to me

Caught my eye on an errant Cook’s Illustrated. The headline: “Apple Bundt Cake”. “Cooking seems like a surprising lateral move for them,” I thought, “and I’m surprised they didn’t call it iBundt” - and then I realized my error.

Here is 5 instances #under1000

elekk.xyz : gaming
admin: @noelle

mastodon.gamedev.place/ : gamedevs (very new)
admin: @aras

tenforward.social/about/more : star trek themed
admin: @guinan

photog.social : photography
admin: @ambassador

scholar.social/: teaching and academics
admin: @socrates
Lets decentralize a little.

@noelle tfw your parents made you listen to those baby einstein cds in the womb