You can't boost this any other day
"Take me to your leader," the alien said.
"I have none," said the cat.
"Are you the leader?"
"Nah. Go bother some humans instead."
"But your kind is a higher life form than them!"
"So what makes you think you have the right to impose on me?" the cat said, and sauntered off.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Black metal is a massively diverse sub-genre and darker aspect of it such as NSBM shed bad light on the whole thing.
To oppose this, a new wave of anti-fascist BM is forming, countering radical right-wing ideals and causing quite a stir in the process.
everybody's tooting about food, so I'm getting hungry, but I'm too lazy for cooking ... I mean it's Sunday after all !?
- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m
90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them
Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m
This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created
At the house on the corner with the green roof and herb garden, lived two cats; Pumpkin, named for her bright orange fur and hefty, round, tailless body, and her gray and white sister, Gourd, equally round, with a nub for a tail.
And although they could run very quickly, and climb with great agility, they rarely did.
Mostly they sunned on the front step, nose to nose or paw to paw, with small birds nestling fearlessly on their soft fur.
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🤔 culture is very different between English- speaking and German- speaking #Mastodon, especially when it comes to CWs ... even though I do not understand EVERY rule, I've come to the conclusion that I very much prefer the EN approach of using more CWs to using none at all
OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR recipe for psychedelic brownies!
when youre young, u have a lot of energy & drive and ur impatient, so u never end up finishing anything. when you get older u gain patience, the patience required to never start anything
nightynight !! 😽
RIP Burt Reynolds. Maybe his best role: when he literally played God on The X-Files. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Improbable_(The_X-Files)
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Transdimensional entity, who chose the form of a black cat in this dimension.
@numimyon folgen für Deutsch
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