I'm tempted to try to game the system and pay for the cheapest order and then pick up the most expensive just to teach them the value of not leaving so much of the process up to their customers.

The split drive-thrus at McDonalds are a ux nightmare.

People trying to merge after the split back up both lanes.

Then you have to have the "which of these orders is yours?" conversation at window #1 so you can pay.

Then the same conversation at window 2 to get your food.

Love getting emails like this from my close personal friends

Within the course of 2 minutes I was amused at the existence of a thing called CookieCon, outraged that a ticket to CookieCon costs $355 and devastated that it's sold out already.

This is like a Surface Studio running BOTH Apple operating systems. Even with all the OSX and iOS fuckups lately it's still fewer fuckups than Windows has had by itself. Three stars. Would buy.

I was just describing how javascript promises work and thought you might get a kick out of it too.

"It's a loop that runs over and over again until it gets the result it's looking for. It's the programming experience of your kids in the backseat going 'ARE WE THERE YET?'"

I'm considering doing reviews of the weed smell at the bus stop outside my office.

Just now the cloud of weed is really skunky. One star.

Do you know anyone in the Portland Oregon area that does gas->electric car conversions? Googling is failing me.

I want to be a consultant, but I always end up an insultant.

How bad a week will I have if I finally allow my Mac to go to Mojave?

"It is sad that customer and sales interactions often seem to be based on fear and mistrust."

Actual quote from a car dealership after I told them to fuck off because I didn't appreciate their games.

Seems strange that they fear and mistrust their customers...

(this isn't a political statement and I do not enjoy Game of Thrones. I just wanted to say "sweet summer child of mine.")

Oh, sweet summer child of mine. What do you know of 'demented'?
RT @axlrose@twitter.com Um...actually...it’s a lack of federal funding that’s at the “root” of the purported forest mismanagement. Only a demented n’ truly pathetic individual would twist that around n’ use a tragedy to once again misrepresent facts for attempted public/political gain at other’s expense

🐦🔗: twitter.com/axlrose/status/106

Confession: I love Tool & Metallica & Korn & Iced Earth & Dethklok & Carly Rae Jepson.

I'm really interested in Tetris Effect but I only have a Nintendo Switch. Is a future Switch version a possibility?

* : Unless that thing is JavaScript or the blockchain. Or a JavaScript blockchain.
RT @tressiemcphd@twitter.com Just because you know one thing really well doesn't mean everything is about the one thing you know.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/tressiemcphd/statu

No kidding. My horse goes through at least 25 boxes a day. 30 if it's Honey Nut or Apple Cinnamon.
RT @kimlockhartga@twitter.com Why does Cheerios cost so much? It's horse feed in cute shapes.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/kimlockhartga/stat

This was excellent.
RT @AnnaGHughes@twitter.com Really enjoyed Bohemian Rhapsody

🐦🔗: twitter.com/AnnaGHughes/status

I've been trying to encourage my dog Maeby to go to the bathroom outside EVERY time by giving her treats when she does.

She figured out very quickly that she should take separate trips for doing #1 and #2 to maximize the treats.

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