Loving Apple’s list of possible services for my contacts’ IM addresses.

Asked the 3 year old what he wanted to listen to in the bath tonight. He requested /We are not the Clash/ by @TooMuchJoyHQ open.spotify.com/track/3hHq6Jy

RT @neville_park
: the Internet Archive has added a Flash emulator, allowing the people of the Internet to view lost masterpieces such as AlbinoBlackSheep's "Badger Badger Badger" (2003) archive.org/details/flash_badg

I can’t wait to see how big box retailers are going to handle doorbusters for Black Friday this year

Holy shit. We placed an order with the new factory to restock the Atreus six weeks ago.

And they delivered on time.

POKE 1011,1
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RT @yoruba_dev
Without saying what year you started coding, Quote this tweet with something (an ide, a build/ deploy process) to signify how long you've been coding
twitter.com/yoruba_dev/status/

Dear @jack,
Dear @TwitterIR,

"Multiple sources called this election differently" is a terrifying abdication of Twitter's commitment to combat election misinformation. Please do better.

This is a VERY 2020 acquisition.
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RT @taylorlorenz
NEWS: Clubhouse (the TikTok content house, not the app) and its affiliated Not A Content House (another content house) has been acquired by Tongji Healthcare Group, a Chinese healthcare company globenewswire.com/news-release
twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/statu

Anybody have friends in @twilio community relations / developer relations? The Rick Astley hotline serves a public good and deserves sponsorship.
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RT @pjf
The Rick Astley Hotline just chewed through $100 USD of call costs in under four hours. 😮

I am delighted how much people love this, but I'm also I don't think I can sustain $219,000 pa expenditure at current call rates.

I'm sorry to be letting you down until the flood subsides
twitter.com/pjf/status/1328934

It has been almost FIVE YEARS.

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RT @actioncookbook
USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product
TWITTER: likes are now florps
USERS: what
TWITTER: timeline goes sideways
twitter.com/actioncookbook/sta

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Literally nobody asked for this.

Where’s my goddamn sidewise timeline?

Where the hell are my florps?

...and since this tweet got momented:

Both are horrific. I was commenting on the editorial choice to place the BSA story directly underneath the day's COVID numbers.

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