Still to this day, I never know which library to use to do http(s) requests in node 🤦

Beginner: I'm such an idiot
Intermediate: I'm great at this!
Advanced: wow I still have a lot to learn
Master: I can tell you in extreme detail the ways in which I'm an idiot

At the risk of resurrecting my previous toot on the matter which ended up killing my notifications for a solid week, the new 1TB microSD cards just announced by SanDisk and Micron would mean that IPoverTrebuchet now supports packets of 225 petabytes

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I wish e-mail apps would start adding gems and microtransactions and gacha mechanics for unlocking, like, different themes and backgrounds, different fonts you can write e-mails in, fun little badges next your name to show your e-mail level, energy mechanics with cooldown timers, etc. Then I could delete my e-mail apps, and I'd finally be free

With the amount of Ukrainian leaders interviewing in military clothing, I wonder if we'll see a fashion trend for military clothing again

The #Ukraine situation is getting heated. There are fedi discussions about this, and there will be more.

It is worth being mindful of the fact that there are plenty (if not a majority) of Russians who do not condone nor support the aggressive course of action taken by the Kremlin.

They have protested in the thousands on the streets when they were denied fair elections. Many have paid the price for trying to have a voice.

It's easy to drop into using "Russians" as a mental shortcut.

Let's not.

And the Lord did speak, but His followers could not hear.

And His followers cried out to him, "Lord, Thou art on mute."

And the Lord did try to press the button to go off of mute, and did actually share his screen.

And his followers did see his open tabs, and were much dismayed.

I got so fed up with the trivial notifications triggering the GitHub notifications indicator that I made a CSS injection to hide it.

Then, forgot about it and wondered why GH was so quiet.

Asking for a friend: How do you block notifications from a spam bot like Renovate? 🙄

Whats red and cut apples into 3 pieces? 

A Sovjet machine that was made to cut apples into 4 pieces :lego_laugh:

Hey you.... Yeah, you! 


Why is it the people who push in always are the most extra and take ten times longer than you to order

hey is there anybody on the fediverse who lived in germany between like 1982-1984 and listened to NDR

or anyone who was active in the music scene there around that time

or even any radio DJ's from that era

because the world could use your help solving the mystery of the most mysterious song on the internet

basically, all you need to do is read the wikipedia article and listen to the song and hopefully you'll recognize it and remember who it is

boosts appreciated, you never know, fedi might be the place to crack this case!!! :boost_ok:

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