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The last time I boosted a toot I had to sleep on the couch.

"Robodog, put us in stealth mode!"
*Airplane propellers turn into rocket engines*

Paw Patrol logic

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing me that I could log off.

There is a lot going on and as much as I wish I could slow some stuff down, I just know I would use the extra time to procrastinate some more. So I guess bring it on? All at once? Crush me into dust?

We watched the first maze runner movie and holy shit my mind is blown

Thinking of splitting off my gaming stuff again... because I'm indecisive as shit

So @Microsoft@twitter.com and @WeArePlayground@twitter.com be like

"Yep, these seem like the kind of people who would own a Pagani to drive in the @ForzaMotorsport@twitter.com Horizon festival."

This is the only proof I have that I cooked the most perfect Kobe grenade in @CallofDuty@twitter.com on my second day playing, because apparently the theater mode only records the first 8 minutes of a match, in a game mode that will literally always be longer.

Thanks @Activision@twitter.com

Matt Mercer is all of my favorite characters, and McCree isn't even high on that list. Shit's wild bro.

Kingdom Hearts TCG: starring *GOOFY* as *ONE SUPER-RARE FOIL CARD*

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