SomeBODY once told me
There are two wolves inside me
I don't remember which one I've fed

i've said it before and i'll say it again: i have a mighty need for country music about having to pirate your tractor's software

Two bunners hopped out of the bushes to see me today, I hope this is a good omen of a good summer

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Damn right
The boys are all ducks
Oh no
They're all racist now

Batman: "Better put 5 cents in the meter."

Robin: "No policeman’s going to give the Batmobile a ticket."

Batman: "This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part."

I worry a lot about how invested we are in our identities being tied to e-mail addresses that are controlled by big corps who give away that service for free for some reason

Happy 26th birthday, Pentium! I never actually bought a 486, I went from a 386 to a P75 in 1995,
youtube.com/watch?v=bmUUPXanTY

Every couple of years I get a random message from someone I'd never heard of before, thanking me for a comment in some code I'd written decades ago, and if that's not the best reason to comment your code then I don't know what is.

when most people say "software engineer" they don't mean an actual engineer, they just mean someone who would wear a red shirt if they were on TOS

@mhoye oh and congratulations on another year of not getting killed and eaten!

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