"it's variance!" "this sometimes happens!" i cry as the wizard i angered makes my next draw a land card for the 9th time in a row
if you're wondering why the submarine has what looks to be an exhaust pipe you're asking too many questions and the mastodon secret service will be contacting you shortly
one time i was at a friend's house and we were in the kitchen sitting when suddenly we heard the outside door make noise. we checked and found it open and went "must've left it open" "it's the wind", closed it, and moved back to sit at the kitchen table.
ever since i've been more appreciative of video game guard behaviour. a sneaky sneakman could've got into the house and we'd have been none the wiser
here's how i'd describe my baking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2nNzNo_Xps&t=0m12s
one day i'll make a breakthrough with a toot that gets boosted to escape velocity and all the space aliens will get to enjoy it
boosting my own toot which i am excessively proud of