hot tip: don't run in "for a surprise attack" AFTER the wizard has scouted with their familiar and the familiar has been spotted and slain. (it will not be surprising)
so, our party is in avernus. the paladin uses his magic rod that always catches a fish to get a fish from a pool of suffering souls. i get an inspiration for cutting it into sushi with a single swing of the katana.
later, i use the inspiration to succeed on an acrobatics check to descend a 30-foot drop by thrusting the katana into the meaty hell wall to slow down the fall. the rest of the party use a rope. the balance is maintained
i can't believe the devil that the drow matriarch summoned with a gate spell, who immediately betrayed and killed her, did NOT teleport us to the topside pizzeria to celebrate after he wiped out the whole drow army with a meteor swarm, but instead teleported us to avernus, the first circle of baator
the angel had a notebook of sins or something which had names and numbers in it. mine had a big ole 6 with a circle arouns it. then they asked "do you know why you deserve this", and i said no, they were like why, then i said "because i unmade it" and the angel looked back at the notebook and there was no number and then my alarm rung and i woke up
had a dream where i was in magic school and when i graduated i went on a magic spaceship to a planet without magic. but it turned out to have magic-eating maggots everywhere so we couldn't leave.
i don't remember how we solved it but i went to hell for it, which i took over with magic, then an angel appeared and was like ok this was just purgatory you gotta go to real hell now.
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