oc @ottumon@mastodon.social

n-gage with your favorite brands

the great board stall of 2017, broken by give creature +1/+1 flyinghttps://mastodon.social/media/lDCby7mA2JwsGMeSDtY https://mastodon.social/media/bDgy0bCEEip7xWX4zDI https://mastodon.social/media/4LREZxoK3bYuE99__b4 https://mastodon.social/media/WsZmLfyVlkcCTNSfQvk

"it's variance!" "this sometimes happens!" i cry as the wizard i angered makes my next draw a land card for the 9th time in a row

made this handy flowchart for all of you game devs working on platformers. this is how all of the classic platformers function https://mastodon.social/media/Px_nr0KFhrOBWgfueNc

if you're wondering why the submarine has what looks to be an exhaust pipe you're asking too many questions and the mastodon secret service will be contacting you shortly

sub tooting https://mastodon.social/media/IJaiU5Hi6HEdcRMVbWY

one time i was at a friend's house and we were in the kitchen sitting when suddenly we heard the outside door make noise. we checked and found it open and went "must've left it open" "it's the wind", closed it, and moved back to sit at the kitchen table.

ever since i've been more appreciative of video game guard behaviour. a sneaky sneakman could've got into the house and we'd have been none the wiser

less puddle more grumpy capaldi in a party hat. that's the content i want from space time adventure family show

more of this please https://mastodon.social/media/NCaHRI-p1K7uG4xbyxo

nice office that he's got

here's how i'd describe my baking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2nNzNo_Xps&t=0m12s

flour everywhere

bad news: i'm a devastatingly bad baker
good news: soon we'll discover whether or not "dr. pepper" is an acceptable substitute for "sugar"

i feel like baking. i think i'm going to make a bread

one day i'll make a breakthrough with a toot that gets boosted to escape velocity and all the space aliens will get to enjoy it

boosting my own toot which i am excessively proud of

i'm here to chew bubblegum and i've got plenty would you like some

worst part about stellaris is it gets very samey because i can't bring myself to not play a pacifist and guarantee the independence of small isolationist empires. got to keep those cute bugs safe