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"Je t'offrirai des perles de pluie, venues d'un pays où il ne pleut pas."
Brel, ce grand visionnaire. 🇧🇪 ☀️ 🌞

Breaking news from France (for my Large International Audience): you can eat croissants and chocolatines with your fingers.

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Aaand TimescaleDB (or rather, Postgres) is off the table. Just having collectd send its metrics to an empty PL/pgSQL function increases CPU load by 10%. Could be collectd being inefficient, but this isn't going to work. :cry_konata:

I've tried various Mastodon clients but I always come back to Pinafore. It's just great. 💜

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La façon la plus simple de se désabonner du Diplo...

"Malgré nos précédents messages, votre abonnement au Monde diplomatique numérique a été interrompu car nous n’avons pu enregistrer vos nouvelles coordonnées bancaires."

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La télé taïwanaise diffuse "Debout les femmes !" en prime-time. C'est suivi d'un débat avec des aides à domicile, des députés, des personnes âgées...
Mais nul risque d'assister à ce spectacle en France : aucune chaîne, même publique, n'est intéressée !

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child, wondering where trash goes: well someone must have thought of a good solution for all this

adults: we put it into very large holes and then put dirt on top

child: even the plastic?

adults: especially the plastic

child: oh my god

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#NextCloud CEO and founder Frank Karlitschek was approached by a #Microsoft lawyer earlier this year to make a deal.

In the meeting, the Microsoft correspondent offered benefits in the form of collaboration and marketing to Nextcloud. For example, they wanted to promote the Nextcloud logo in Microsoft marketing material – if Nextcloud would consider dropping its anti-trust complaint.

Microsoft used to be a company of jerks, liars and cheaters 40 years ago, it remains a company of jerks, liars and cheaters today.

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when the creator of octocat adventures* speaks, you listen. David Oreilly is dead on.

*and other dope shit too

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En toute décontraction, Olivier Veran reprends les "blagues" de Jean-Marie Le Pen.
La mue de LREM en partie fasciste est complète.

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i don’t hate technology, i just think we shouldn’t force it on people who never asked for it

the world, both in the private and public sector and even socially, is becoming very in‌accessible to people without a recent android or apple phone. this MUST be stopped.

maybe not everyone wants to be a cyborg

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Roberta Arcoverde, Director at Stack Overflow, previously a staff engineer and tech lead:

Stack Overflow platform:
* .. backed by just 9 servers,
* .. run on-prem from own data center (not cloud),
* .. team of 50 engineers (up from 10 in 2014),
* .. deployed as monolith in 4min multiple times daily,
* .. pragmatic, ignore trends like k8s and microservices.

> Giving SQL 1.5 TB of RAM was more effective than caching page fragments in Redis.

#stackoverflow #selfhosted

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