Paul Cull @pdcull@mastodon.social

Continuing the Christmas theme: a guaranteed way to get included on the naughty list:

How times have changed:

Continuing in the Christmas theme...

Classic Gollum - Theresa May Brexit video:

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/my-precious-agreement-gollum-actor-13709320

Great to see Mary on keyboard and Joseph on vocals for a change...

An easy mistake to make...

I wouldn't go so far as to say that my lawn is getting away from me, but the Norwegian government has just offered me $70 million if I promise NOT to cut it...

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-brazil-environment-norway/norway-worries-over-brazil-deforestation-pays-70-million-to-amazon-fund-idUSKBN1O32ES

Advent...

Busted...

If Apple made cars:

That's my Saint Nick:

Say what you like about Brazil's president-elect Jair Bolsonaro, but this photo of John Bolton, US National Security Adviser, drinking coffee out of what is presumably Bolsanaro's daughter Laura's Frozen mug is a classic.

Meanwhile, it rained so hard in Rio de Janeiro overnight that this crocodile was found in main street of the up-market Barra de Tijuca neighbourhood. After nearly being run over by cars, the poor thing was finally rescued by the fire department.

Vegan diet

Republican Jesus....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ2L-R8NgrA

It wasnt just me...

https://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/108689802/something-went-wrong-facebook-users-in-meltdown-after-social-media-site-crashes

I guess it's broken....

Meanwhile, at 1 Apple Park Way...

"Oh, you better watch out
You'd better hit "buy"
You'd better get Prime, I'm telling you why
Amazon is coooomin' to toooown

You're making a list
And checking once more
You can save big at the online store
Amazon is coooomin' to toooown"

- Kathryn Manning Sheriff

Citing Tough Competition From Amazon, Santa Claus Declares Bankruptcy

https://babylonbee.com/news/citing-tough-competition-from-amazon-santa-claus-declares-bankruptcy