Paul Cull @pdcull@mastodon.social

2019 mass shootings:

This can't be true. The Cloud (TM) is secure, the salespeople said so!

Time for the PHBs to understand that letting the lowest bidder, in undisclosed locations, keep all your secrets isn't the smartest move.

"Capital One breach also hit other major companies, say researchers"

https://techcrunch.com/2019/07/31/capital-one-breach-vodafone-ford-researchers/

Area 51...

NZ Police post on FB, classic!

"Want to know how to get out of paying your speeding tickets? Click here".

"Man charged with stealing 50 Lime scooters"

But why?

https://www.odt.co.nz/news/national/man-charged-stealing-50-lime-scooters

WIth great power...

True

Ivanka Trump has congratulated Boris Johnson on becoming the next prime minister of “the United Kingston”.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ivanka-trump-tweet-boris-united-kingston-a9017096.html

Modern problems:

Well, that should work:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/20/us/police-department-heat-wave-stop-crime-trnd/index.html

The English are really getting into this "transparency in politics" thing. Maybe NZ's National should follow suit?

Well, that's a relief:

"Honeywell is aware of only one case where all six display units in a 737 cockpit went blank, Krauss said. The cause was a software problem that has been fixed and is currently being flight-tested, she said."

https://www.stuff.co.nz/travel/news/114349972/are-cellphones-a-flight-danger-they-are-on-these-boeing-jets

Boom!

Narnia...

Sadly fake, but who's telling?

https://www.liveabout.com/picture-of-a-raccoon-holding-a-cat-p2-3299035

"Excuse me, I believe this belongs to you."

That's sad.

I shouldn't be laughing as much as I am about this...

So, why didn't the referendum ask us if we wanted to take the Aussies to the International court to make them change their flag for copyright infringement?

Just saying...