In Switzerland, it’s illegal to own only one Guinea Pig in case it gets lonely.

Well, it isn't *that* early, but I got home like two hours later than anticipated (because of the aforementioned hailstorm) so yeah.

Your Mastodon pal atpentaro got buffeted by hail* and is going to bed early.

* Just like your favorite Pokemen!

Me, writing in english: Good morning, pals! Let's face the challenges of a new day with a smile. 🙋

Me, writing in spanish: The conjugation table for the verb "Chingar".

"This spell summons 1d20+30 Feral Hogs from the Semielemental Plane of Porcines."

Pokemon is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (lycanroc Howl)

The latest Spiderman movie 

What if we both feel depressed
😳 😳 😳
in the Doctor's office
😳 😳 😳
(And we're both Pagliacci)

On October 1st 1861, Charles Darwin wrote in his diary: ‘I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything’

Is it just me, or does the new Birdsite design look suspiciously... Mastodontish?

(Assuming you're using the minimal interface on Mastodon, of course)

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