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picked up some of these... dont know how yall do that 9-5 shit....

I KNOW YOU'RE LEAVIN IN THE MORNING WHEN YOU WAKE UP
LEAVE ME WITH SOME KINDA PROOF IT'S NOT A DREAM
OHHWOAHOHWOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOHH

I GOT A TIGHT GRIP ON REALITY BUT I CAN'T
LET GO OF WHAT'S IN FRONT OF ME HERE

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me to my spanish teacher: hey can you remind me what "nosotros" means again

my spanish teacher:

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popeyes is so good why did i never go there when i was younger

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any form of media: this character is a boy but he's short
me, pointing: trans

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Wives be cryin am I right fellas?

Where my cryin wife heads at?

Wives be like "jesus fucking christ Pepsi get off that stupid fucking Twitter knock off site and help raise our kid" right?

This guy right here knows what I'm talking about.

Let's see, what else, what else

Yall wanna see how white boys eat the coochie?

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