Gaygent Provocateur @photopuck@mastodon.social

If you happen to be at the AGO's Ruebens exhibit and you notice a couple of people arguing about which figures are Chonkers and which are Absolute Units ... that'd be me and @thatdawnperson ...

Part of it is not wanting to give Intel any more fucken money, and other part is that my work flow still doesn't lean heavily enough on this machine for it to be problematically slow. Also honestly what would I replace it with with the current gen of MBP being kind of a UX nightmare. Probably just get a Mini, though, because looking at my desk, the laptop is headless with bt keyboard and touchpad so what would I be losing?

It's idle spec; I have no intention of buying a computer any time soon.

I cannot think of any time in my life when I didn't replace my daily computer at least every 2 years. And yet now I'm still running on my 2012 Retina MacBook Pro. Though admittedly it was astonishingly expensive at the time with the 16G ram and 512G of SSD. I suspect in $/day it's my cheapest machine by far, though.

What Would Jesus Do?

🔹Inspire friends to anarchy
🔹Help sex workers
🔹Fight social injustice
🔹Kick bankers out of the market
🔹Refuse to honour corrupt government

Be Like Jesus.

If you like fat sawtooth/pulse bass, crunchy beats, flangy pans and ethereal, haunting vocals -- Chelsea Wolfe.

From my workplacess harassment training, based on Ontario Bills 168 and 132: "What is Harassment? -- ... Not the original intent that matters, but the effect."

"I was just kidding" is not a legal defence. Good to know.

Stay tuned for a very important message.

I have some simple joys. A cool sunny day. A breezy balcony. Plants, hot soup. A good book. May your day have your own simple joys.

Big advantage to living on the 9th floor is that one can just open the balcony door and pretty much no bugs come in anyway. I'd rather be on the 5th floor (ish) because one feels less disconnected at a "mid-rise" level, but there's advantages to height for sure.

So "they" is shorter, more inclusive, and less awkward, and much less rude than "he or she" and the only reason you have for not using "they" in your spoken or written language is that you have a bad case of lizard brain.

Hilarious dudes showing up in mentions defending dude behaviour as something dudes just do and don't learn any awareness about until they "wake" in middle age (?) as if normal kind, self-aware, socially adept people didn't learn it when they were about 3-5 years old because for those people "boys will be boys" was not something that was said HERE'S A HOT CLUE shitty selfish bro behaviour can be eliminated before kindergarden -- if his parents are not also problematic.

TIL Donnie Yen is 56 years old.

Yay my dye-sub shirts can be washed on the delicates cycle and don't get fucked up. A relief.

Ugh I have so many pro photographer friends and most of their posts on insta are just ... bad.

happy day of the glorious worker's revolution, long may it continue

Art gallery clerk: hi, how are you?
Old rice white dude: oh, I never complain.
Me: ...

As much as I’m worth to not say “because he’s an old white rich dude and the world revolves around him.”

One day I’ll just start saying this shit out loud. That day may be closer than I think.