Gaygent Provocateur @photopuck@mastodon.social

Bad enough is dropping your phone on your face in bed.

Much worse is wanting to share a meme with your bed partner and somehow chucking the phone at their face.

So, so sorry.

New battery installed, nothing on fire.

New battery for mi 2012 RMBP showed up. This will hopefully be uneventful but nevertheless I'll be doing the surgery on the balcony as the old battery is pretty dang puffy. Discharging it as much as possible first, of course.

lifting to failure and then wondering why you're hungry later is ...

I unapologetically and unashamedly love cheap ice milk. It's not a substitute for ice cream. It's its own thing. It's just a bonus that it's cheap as hell, like $5 for a 4 litre tub. Topped with some home-made choco syrup and some sprinkles of sea salt, it's sooo gooood.

What if we brought a scarecrow dressed up as Doug Ford to the picnic at Queen's Park? A cheap blue suit and a pink balloon with some yellow marker scribbles on it. Everyone could boo him in effigy! I bet he'd love that. #Toronto

Hey #Toronto did you know Bob's Bulgogi at 105 Victoria right downtown makes really good bulgogi for really good prices? True fact.

Downside: they're only open for lunch during the week, and it's really tiny so you'll probably have to eat somewhere else. But $8-10 for a huge container of yummy bulgogi and rice/noodles/veggies is a great deal. I think they have chicken, beef, tofu and seafood varieties.

The perfect lunch during a whole crapload of carrying paper between banks.

Doing that "going to sign papers at the bank to borrow a lot of money" beard and hair trimming thing. Got to look respectable for the institutions of capitalist oppressors. Of course I'll still wear a skirt. Because fuck the patriarchy.