**phryk✅** @phryk · 2017-12-17T22:38:55Z

phryk✅ @phryk

Tired:Getting dogpiled on #birbsite

Wired: Getting piles of puppies on #mastodon

Inspired: Running your own puppy-themed #mastodon instance, distributing the means of puppy production to everyone

Dec 17, 2017, 22:38 · Web · 12 · 22

**phryk✅** @phryk · Dec 17, 2017, 22:41

**phryk✅** @phryk · Dec 17, 2017, 22:41

I should've added puppy pictures to that toot. Apologies for this slight. https://mastodon.social/media/xPE3Af2azxjUaUwT76I

**avocado goblin** @a_breakin_glass@cybre.space · Dec 17, 2017, 22:42

**avocado goblin** @a_breakin_glass@cybre.space · Dec 17, 2017, 22:42

@phryk sounds creepy. and gross. creeposs.

**phryk✅** @phryk · Dec 17, 2017, 22:44

**phryk✅** @phryk · Dec 17, 2017, 22:44

@a_breakin_glass Maybe I should've said puppy *pics* for less implied weirdness in peoples' brains? https://mastodon.social/media/8wSpTyfS__Wm7kd-IeI

**avocado goblin** @a_breakin_glass@cybre.space · Dec 17, 2017, 22:46

**avocado goblin** @a_breakin_glass@cybre.space · Dec 17, 2017, 22:46

@phryk you have already given me images of forced dog insemination by instance. but it's no longer gross. now just creepy.

**(⚗️ pnathan)** @pnathan@imaginair.es · Dec 17, 2017, 23:46

**(⚗️ pnathan)** @pnathan@imaginair.es · Dec 17, 2017, 23:46

**phryk✅** @phryk · Dec 17, 2017, 23:49

**phryk✅** @phryk · Dec 17, 2017, 23:49

@pnathan bork bork!

**Mark Shane Hayden** @msh@coales.co · Dec 18, 2017, 03:28

**Mark Shane Hayden** @msh@coales.co · Dec 18, 2017, 03:28

Tired: F***ing the dog at work

Wired: Seizing the means of puppy production

**phryk✅** @phryk · Dec 18, 2017, 03:36

**phryk✅** @phryk · Dec 18, 2017, 03:36

Must… not… reply… with… furry… porn… Show more