pirate jane @piratejane@mastodon.social
Queer NB ~ she/they ~old af
#cats My white girl and her dark green eyes.
Morning Tabby #cats
#Pride Month is over, but I want to leave y'all with one thought about visibility.
When I was young, I didn't know what #bisexual meant—thought I was a broken straight.
I want people to see me and know that being bi+ doesn't have a damn thing to do with your ability to love as you will, including the possibility of being in an awesome relationship like the one I've had for over twenty years.
I want some young bisexual to know that and not beat themselves up for decades. I want them to love themselves. ❤️
This is my friend's cat Angel. She is 20 years old today. Boost this toot to wish her a happy birthday! #mastocats
Regularly find myself looking for this #map so posting here for reference: https://brilliantmaps.com/cities-transposed-latitude/
It shows North American and European cities transposed onto the other continent by #longitude. Helps me with relative distances, as well as weather-related confusion. Seeing that London's on a line with southern Canada helped with that a lot.
This came up because I was going through another of my "Shouldn't I have an iron skillet?" phases, despite having had two or three in the past which I ended up giving away.
I've come to realize they just aren't conducive to my spoonie lifestyle, or the way I cook. They're heavy, have higher maintenance, and are best for types of #cooking I just don't do. Except cornbread. I do love a nice crusty pan of cornbread. 🌽
Cooking is Confusing: I just learned that a skillet is better for sautéing food than a sauté pan (according to Serious Eats). #cooking
I'm wondering if that crow is what happened to the baby mockingbirds that disappeared from the nest out front. 🐦
Today I saw a fish crow being mobbed by three mockingbirds. The crow was protesting very loudly with nasal cries that sounded like, "Waaaa! Waaaa!" The mockingbirds were dive-bombing it every time it tried to land. Finally it took off over the rooftops. #birds
I do, MC, I do #indiana
Ghosts in TV and movies: if they can walk through walls, why aren't they all the time clipping through the floor? Why do they respect some barriers but not others?
Ghosts be passing through living people. You can't touch 'em. But they can ride in your car? 👻
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Or did the cats select humans that fed them and keep their fields and barns clear of rodents advantaging them in the evolutionary struggle? Did cats breed desirable features into humans? Do we love cats so much because we were bred to love cats?
Controversial opinion: the only Batman I recognize is Adam West
Trying to pick a phone case but there are too many choices so my brain keeps shutting down. 🧠
One of the earlier videos on YouTube (2007), this is also one of my favorites
TIL "Space age pop" was a thing. It might also explain why a lot of movies in the 50s and 60s had very similar music
Oakland Church Steps Out On Faith And Pledges To Stop Calling Police
Time to bug my church about this!
Early this morning I heard someone down in the street, whistling the theme music from a spaghetti western. By the time I looked out the window, they were gone.
Better go run my errands before it gets hot as balls.
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