he's like 10 years younger than me, he's got a lot of years to live and spend all that money on boats & shit

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if i was biden, i'd be like i heard this joe manchin dude loves putin & shit

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damn, biden is a weenie, but this iowa lady loves putin & shit

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abject body horror 

my teeth have bad enamel and they don't fit together good and i perpertually clench my jaw and one day they will pop like the fruit gushers i like to eat so much

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and he got the dude to shackle himself in the manacles behind the wall like the cask of monte cristo, but the dude didn't get it because he never read any books.

and then the francis bacon dude was like, haha your a bigtime bozo, and then filled in all the bricks.

i never read fahrenheit 451, but it's good to know the bad guys didn't win.

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they bought some sort of chateau or manor house, and then they made it extra spooky, and invites all the people from fahrenheit 421 over, but they replaced them with robots and tricked their boss into watching them all get tortured to death edgar allen poe style.

then the kinda flamboyant dude, who came up with the whole idea, got the F. 451 dude to go into the basement & stuff

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the weekend morning, me & soda hobart were watching this show that comes on after his educational shows called 'the ray bradbury theatre' and they had this one called 'usher ii' which was like a sequel to fahrenheit 451.

it was pretty cool, it was about this guy and his butler, and they were kind of like cage aux folles, except they were scientists and could program robots real good and stuff.

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