plsburydoughboy (I/het/him) @plsburydoughboy@mastodon.social

A thing for game devs; leaf is talking about how to raise visibility for physical game distribution on itchio https://itch.io/t/384953/physical-games-classification-project

if i win that wendy's contest i will do the right thing and choose to set dick vitale free

yeah lets all j ust sit here and pretend everythin'gs ok while dick vitale sells his body to the wendy's corporation for big buck

wendy's contest to win lunch with dick vitale cancelled due to 'sex people'. entries infused with distinct erotic musk handed over to police

i would like to remind our nation's youth to burn their mcdonald abd burger king cups after use so mobsters cant hide IEDs in them

i weawr blackface while i game to improve performance. i have no intention of racist. That will be the final post before i turn my phone off

Hey so FYI I'm stealing dril's tweets again and I'm not telling you which ones are tdril's

At some point the world needs to have a reckoning of why Russia gave us Vladimir Putin.

Trump is one thing, but unlike him, Putin actually knows what he's doing, and he's been steering world politics for far longer

And for a while the press has put the spotlight on Putin's enemies, Russian leftists like Pussy Riot and the chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov

But I think we need to talk about the majority in Russia who decided to vote Putin in and gave us all this. What the fuck happened there

ME: No matter how ya slice it, Sometimes some shit is just true ???: Shit is never true. Its all false ME: Youre wrong my friend

posting Ethically, within reason

i miss 100% of the shots i dont take mother fucker

it takes fewer muscles to smile than it does to break a baseball bat across the back of my fat neck

THe perfect crime

flashing the coupon that allows me to shit in the kfc employee restroom, like a police badge, as i vault my big ass over the counter