purgatos @purgatos@mastodon.social

sun tzu you idiot, I will keep my enemies far away, so they don't kill me. you total nincompoop

today I propose to reinvent the car
*tech investors nod silently*
the first issue is capacity, a car only holds 4-5 people. I suggest chaining together many cars
*tech investors begin to smile*
the second is safety, they crash all the time! I propose a fixed route for each car chain
*tech investors are talking happily to each other in agreement*
the third is price, much too expensive for many people. I propose this system be publically owned
*tech investors scream as they head for fire escapes*

what's the deal with all the pornbots now?

milk chocolate? more like shit chocolate. dark forever

calling questionable things sandwiches to start a fight

I don't exactly keep up with the news, but near as I can tell a fellow named andrew yang is running for president of reddit

my train is late. unconscionable!

having to dogsit again and I'll be honest: dog ownership seems like a fucking nightmare

very concerned about all the viral ads that say "like a pressure wash for your insides". that's an extremely bad thing

thinking about that account that always posted about a fantasy world where hillary was president and it was all shit like "house agrees on bipartisan bill to increase war by just a little"

the canadian green party leader has doubled down on her stance that a major corporation(embroiled in scandal) should have to build infrastructure for indigenous communities "as penance"

v sick of hearing about the "left split" btwn the NDP and green party. there is nothing "left" about the green party

server at a restaurant roasted me relentlessly because I drank like 4 glasses of water

not sure how it is in other countries, but here in canada the green party is made up entirely of conservative rejects and zany aunts

DILF - Dad I'd Like to Father