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Futurists are why we can't have nice futures.

I just tried to read the stupid fucking Harper's "Justice and Open Debate" letter and you know you done fucked up when even HTTP is cancelling your shit.

oh god damnit what

they called me a gamer?!

can i sue for defamation?

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BTW, if you're on VRChat, feel free to friend me (trying to speed grind to New User so I can upload a useful av :| )!

VRChat Name: qdot

or you can just use the web link:

vrchat.com/home/user/usr_79848

And for anyone that's wondering:

Admittedly, no, I did not consider in 2004 that I would still be doing idiotic sex toy projects in 2020, much less also running a startup related to said projects.

Fate just be like that sometimes.

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Someday there's gonna be some article like "Local Man, a leading expert on teledildonics, now in 16th year of idiotic sex toy stunt hacks"

and there's still gonna be people like "Gosh did he really consider this before he did it?"

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One of the best parts of the ACNH buttplug stunt is all of the "I wonder if Kyle Machulis realizes that google search results are forever" comments.

Only thing I realize is that your ass didn't google me before you made that comment.

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tfw your @rustlang@twitter.com code compiles for the first time in 3 weeks

then you run the tests

and look at the results

and go back to just being happy that your @rustlang@twitter.com code compiles for the first time in 3 weeks

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Getting a lot of questions about @hheaven24@twitter.com's XXXHaptics addon and what not, so thought I'd see what all I can do. Feel free to friend!

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Ok VRChat people.

I'm qdot in VRChat and I should figure this thing out.

Help.

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My fetish for porn that is provable to be set in the Tommy Westphall Universe comes in a close second.

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LRT I have a deep seated fetish for fetish pictures happening in rooms that in no way reflect the fetish.

Probably explains my enjoyment of furry, since apparently the universe of animal people is completely made up of hotels.

Epistemologists be like "I know a place?"

(tweeting this for someone with a locked account who should really make a public one because this is quality content, Brian.)

geography bee contestants be like "i know a place"

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