Kyle Machulis @qdot@mastodon.social

Heads up: In addition to me sometimes actually making masto posts, this masto account reflects 2 twitter accounts:

https://twitter.com/qdot

and

https://twitter.com/buttplugio

There will be much NSFW content flying through here that isn't CW'd in any way. Beware before following.

this song made way more sense when i was doing meth

Your Monday Reminder that I Will Never Be One Of Your Members https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbYY2uNoEos

To everyone trying to educate me on the difference between "dad" and "daddy":

Listen it's deadlift day here and I'm lifting with my back to my laptop open with this tweet on it so I can imagine him saying "they're great!" about my glutes after every lift

I got this

excuse you we reached that peak years ago

dunno why everyone lists their age in their bio now like "lvl 25" or whatever

gonna be weird when they find out about the level 60 cap

ah yes, the customary formal greeting of CEOs.

really loving the honesty in this band bio

Twitter trending: too much salt can damage your immune system!

Me, making bedroom eyes at my 3lbs bucket of maldon: only thing I need to be immune to is not having enough salt

I just used the term "frunking the dongle" with a completely straight face and I am pretty sure this means VR has rendered me incapable of emotion now.

I miss looking forward to new Burial releases. :c

Ok so I guess Burial's format is now officially "10 minute songs that are made up of a song, an interlude track, and to finish out, aimless wandering with samples"?

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the COVID-19 virus. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

Sure, COVID-19 has had its downsides, but you have to admit that it has completely revitalized the "Defcon Is Cancelled" meme.

Blog Post (n):

A weapon of mass destruction, a single unit of which can obliterate large stockpiles of goodwill instantly.

Resulting debris and half-life of toxic content may leave author and/or subjects untouchable for long periods of time.

I had not considered ever actually looking at Electric Deaf in an audio program because it's so comically blown out in the first place (which is part of why I love it so much) but wow it very much just is "let's make the waveform a solid block".

CLASSIC.

https://twitter.com/3sixrecordings/status/1159570046634668047

tfw the robot decides you need to hear Electric Deaf at 11:45pm and now you're definitely going to be up until 5am. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jylWNjsR-og

Just saw a band described as “mathcore powerviolence” and I am choosing to believe their songs are so short that they don’t make it through a full measure of their chosen time signature.

There's nothing quite like being proved completely wrong 10 minutes after going into print. https://twitter.com/labratbot/status/1387505488955379712

I have been informed that my perspective in this article neglected to cover the topic of Protogens.

That was on purpose.