My head was knobbly enough and now it is over-knobbled.

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I walked into a lamp post with such force earlier that my neck hurts (not to mention the big lump on my forehead). I wasn’t looking at my phone or anything. I just turned a corner too quickly.

Our weekly tech industry freelancers meet up is in the beer garden of the Battle of Trafalgar pub tomorrow from 8pm-11ish. Freelance developer, designer, copywriter or anything used in web or app projects? Please come along! New and experienced folk equally welcome google.com/maps/place/The+Batt

First time I’ve ever seen one of these, let alone the large number of them colliding with my head and writhing around in the grass as I got the washing off of the line. They’re called (I’m watching you there at the back so don’t even think about laughing) “common cockchafers”.

Sun fact: The sun isn’t a circle. It’s actually a tube, a bit like a long-egg (Google it). We don’t see it because, while physically large, it’s very light (mostly hydrogen) so it’s tidally locked with the Earth, showing us only the heavier, yolk-rich yellow side.

This cat is attempting to be adopted by us and is in no way subtle about it.

My hair (don’t laugh) has been hurting since my last migraine a couple of weeks back and only just stopped. I know these things are supposed to be benign but each one is doing some kind of damage in there, for sure.

Want: A sci-fi show in which tiny portals appear and small burgers pop though. But what to name it...

Months ago he came by with a petition for a street party, but we didn't put 2+2 together. It wasn't until he added me to the fucking WhatsApp group and it was all union flags that it clicked. He's since given me special jubilee badges.

Don't get me wrong, I'm up for a street party, but this is going to be so naff.

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Some mad bloke down the road already lined it with bunting on both sides.

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Ugh. The week is going to become increasingly insufferable as people lose their collective shit over the jubilee.

Time flies. I’ve been a professional programmer for 10 years this week.

I shaved the yak so hard I invented my own dialect of markdown. Have a metablog about it. qubyte.codes/blog/marqdown

"Most websites are about delivering content. HTML is amazing for this and you DON'T NEED JAVASCRIPT."

I would like to marry this post. 👰

#progressiveenhancement #inclusivedesign

dev.to/quii/the-web-i-want-43o

This afternoon I'm playing with webmentions again. I've decided to implement my own endpoint and migrate away from webmention.io (which is fine, I just want to build my own).

I might make some kind of necklace out of these positive lateral flow tests though. Like giant teeth.

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I've not had covid that long or that badly, but it can fuck right off please. I want to spend time with my family (who do not have covid).

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