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Man, the bird site gets less fun all the time.

Well that's cross posting sorted. I just need to figure out how I want to keep a pointer to tweets that haven't been twooted.

Totally innocuous test tweet.

Test post via the API..

Test post via the API..

All I really want is to be doing something useful. What I do now helps no one- the people paying me to do it don't even use it.

There's this thing where it's implied that when you reach a certain career level you must somehow understand how careers work.


(*working* at the hospital.)

God I need a new job. I miss the hospital.

I really should avoid birbland. It's bad for my blood pressure.

Who should I be following here to get more interesting conversations in my timeline?

I need to stop complaining about or mocking security and IT products on Twitter. It always ends with curt responses from the CEO of the company.

rabbit boosted

Horrible attack notion: ransomware that spreads through backdoors left open by the extant ransomware worms and encrypts ransomware-encrypted files.

Wouldn't THAT be a kick in the head?

My employers keep trying to corporatize me, and I keep slowly decorporatizing my employers.

Ticket: "Warnings, Using self-signed cert with weak hash algo."

Closed: "Resolved, disabled checks for hash algo."


The twitter is dead. Long live the not-Twitter!

I need to find a healthcare purple team somewhere. This architecture stuff sucks.

"How do you know?"

"Well, that's how I'd get in."

"I don't think it's likely."

"It's the first thing I looked for."

You know what sucks? When I tell my org, whoever that is, that something is trivially pwnable and they don't believe me, then pay a bunch of money to have a pen tester tell them the same thing.

What did you hire me for if not to listen to? You saw my resume right? Why am I here?