“Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”
“What sins have you committed, my child?”
“I keep singing Barenaked Ladies songs.”
“How long has it been since you last confessed?”
“IT’S BEEN — ”

60th anniversary edition of the game and they still can’t write clear rules.

the older kid got risk for his birthday. does this game… ever end???

tho i’m also blocking ads because they are often distracting or disguised as content

🌶️ : Im going to stop buying into the industry narrative about ad blockers. They are not ad blockers, they are content blockers. The content I am choosing to control happens to come from advertising networks that have proven to be vectors for malware infections and misbehaviour for years. I'm not blocking ads, I'm not stealing from you, I'm protecting my systems just like I would with an anti-virus program.

oh my god https://twitter.com/obskyr/status/1162491796292853761

> It looks like the German translator of the Grandia HD Collection wasn't given enough context… When you miss an attack in battle, it says "FRÄULEIN!" – that's "miss" as in "lady", not as in "didn't hit". *Swings weapon* "UNMARRIED WOMAN!"
Solving scheduling fairness by applying market principles, allowing threads to bid on the next execution interval

please donate to my kickstarter campaign to buy 69.69.69.0/24 from centurylink

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT IN YOUR MOUTH

COME HERE

COME HERE

DAMNIT COME HERE NO GIVE IT

hey programmers

you uh

you wanna unionize

what are they singing in this song?

gotta keep on… licking behind??

ah, monday, where we philosophically discuss the naming of cows at work, and lack thereof

the rain has all but stopped here but wow that’s some thunder!

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