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having some coffie
a new wife awaits you in the off world colonies
god i really was missing out not playing nuclear throne until now
lightning hammer + impact wrists might be one of the world's most satisfying things
tired: pressing the local timeline icon to get to the local timeline
wired: pressing "back" above a single toot about 800 times to get back to the local timeline through an entire week's worth of individual toots
maybe that's why the cipro bottle says not to take it with yogurt
if i take probiotics and antibiotics at the same time will my stomach explode
for the record i am about 100% uninterested in "dank memes using the blockchain"
Gargame'll Fix It
my fursona is the napster logo
why does my phone default to capitalizing the word "dragon"