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please don't send me a follow request if i can't figure out who you are from looking at your recent toots and/or your bio

i'm on in-flight wifi now. i woke up at 7 am this morning, finally boarded a flight at 5:30 pm, it is now after midnight on the east coast and by the time my connecting flight touches down on the west coast it will be like 10:45 pm there. and then i have a 90 minute drive to the hotel. this is all because i fucked up big time and slept through my original flight and i never want to travel anywhere again in my life

the important difference between git and svn is that cloning a git repo takes about 20 seconds whereas using git-svn to clone a completely equivalent svn repo takes 2 hours

if the only reason this is timing out is just because the installer isn't dealing with the HTTPS upgrade request then i'm going to shit myself

at least it's better than the time i tried to run the online installer on windows and it tried to fetch the package listing from a URL that didn't actually exist

qt's package manager would be so good if not for the fact that it literally never succeeds in getting past step one

wall wart mall cop

love how the wall wart for this macbook is too heavy to actually plug in to most outlets without immediately falling out

professional gesterone

bomberman gyro

[deleted scene from Bee Movie where the bee is doing an Austin Powers impression] oh beehive

thanks jeff bozos. can't wait to forget to put this on my phone for the trip tomorrow

hey just let me download the fuckin mp3s you clods. i'm not paying 10 dollars for an amazon app

11pm and doing last minute laundry so i can pack for my 11 am flight to WA

this big dummy jumped onto my empty suitcase and kept trying to walk around on it while it was wobbling around like crazy

the S in HTTPS stands for: Snakes

i'm older than everyone cool on here and with way less to show for it. it'll happen to you one day

i don't know if it's this new 40mg vyvanse or what but i sure feel weird today

me at age 10: i want to learn to make games so i can work for nintendo

me at age 25: i wonder what new project i can start that will be the quickest way to get sued by nintendo

so i guess my mom is doing node.js development for some biotech startup now. which is cool but also means that i'm going to have to pretend like i don't think node is hot garbage

[tune of "mighty morphin power rangers" theme]

panic at the disco